💀Sinister💀

Calling your SO “honey” is immensely romantic. Honey never spoils, meaning your honey never stops being beautiful.

Boys are trash until proven otherwise

If you have a mentality like this. Don’t bother talking to me 👋🏻

Nobody was even talking to your straighty

So what if you’re alone right now. Embrace it. Go to coffee alone. Shop alone. Drive alone. Watch movies alone. Get to know yourself. Nothing bad can come from riding whatever wave to self improvement you’re blessed with in the moment.

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

you have a beautiful imagination

this gave me chills

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

@virgil-has-a-houseplant

sure little guy

nO

no

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

This is worst than IT

why are sun bears like…that?

like what

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

Platonic Kisses Are Important

Platonic? We had sex later that same day.

This is so funny