ALL BITE , NO BARK.

❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ eat my dust. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ i’d like none. ❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ are you drunk? ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ it says ‘positive’.❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜

          The truth was yes, the Underworld had been WOEFULLY under-guarded while the hound and his brothers had been in the mortal realm, but Hades didn’t see how an extra couple of hours could make much difference. He needed his guardian at his very BEST, after all. ‘ I insist. ’  

        ” thank you, my lord. i will rest, and when i wake, i will GUARD. “ many thoughts were roaming the hounds mind. what of his brothers ? was he truly back HOME ? and most importantly, was this a dream ? or reality ? 

          ‘ Nor have I … ’ admitted Hades with a frown. ‘ I’ve been well enough, Guardian, ’ he returned, charmed by his loyal hound’s concern. ‘ But you must need REST. Travelling between realms is tiring work. ’

          ” you’d allow me rest ? but- but i need to guard. do i not ?  “ 

{ “Bitch was right there and could have called him off at any time. She didn’t. I took care of the problem.”

          ” OR, you could’ve kicked the BITCH. “

Make me

          A brief flash of remorse, quickly stifled. ‘ … You were MISSED, Guardian. ’

             ” as were YOU, master. i have yet to find my brothers since HIS                  labors, but that’s a talk for another time. how have you been ? “

             ” weird. i swear to hades, i fucking know YOU .“ he shakes his head, he didn’t really know what else to say, neither did he want this stranger to walk away from him. it was confirmed that when he had a feeling he knew someone, HE DID. the hard part now, was figuring out who he was . was he a GOD ? no, they would reveal themselves the moment they knew he was CERBERUS and as soon as they felt his darkness. so not a GOD, but what ? was he a creature too ?

❛  did you just say what i THOUGHT you said – ???  ❜

             ” i was just talking to myself actually. but what ?                     you don’t think you’re BEAUTIFUL ?  “

Is not here