Wasteland Punk

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

*feels intense dirty capitalist pleasure over acquiring a new material object* my father karl will forgive me because I have a retail kink and kinks are protected even under communism

Marx specifically shamed this in Das Capital- calling it “commodity fetishism”.

Reblog to get kinkshamed by Karl Marx

holy shit please watch this

@mrskar

In Fallout 4, the sound of power generators can cause unhappiness if they’re too close to people. These little ingrates, who would be wallowing in radioactive filth if not for me, are unhappy with the infinite electricity machines I built from raw garbage because of the noise they make. Fuck these little assholes, go die someplace where your precious ears won’t be perturbed by the sound of my miracles. 

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check