Shh... >_> You saw nothing.

it’s 1692 and your girlfriend got put on trial for witchcraft, now you’re fucking around with her ghost to get revenge on the colony

you go cryptid hunting in the all-american suburban landscape armed with an iphone and your little sister’s bike, you run into something unknown behind a perkins at dusk

you go pregaming with your werewolf best friend on homecoming night, you forget it’s a full moon and he’s shifting..

…Oh, these are playlists. I just thought they were scenarios, and kind of accepted them without question and that. says something, but I’m not sure what

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

I had a dream that Kirby single handedly made it to the final round of a Pokémon tournament because nobody wanted to admit they had no idea what kind of Pokémon he was

Ohhh my god. OHHH MY GOD.

WHAT A CUTIE

I WAS EXPECTING A DOG

How do I join this cult

HAUNT YOUR OWN HOUSE

i wonder what happened at this particular subway to provoke the creation of this sign

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost