Hazel's Queer Shitpost

Red Robin feels like a copout and to me has always felt like a lazy naming device to get him out of the robin spot .

Thus I propose, Tim Drake, the incredibly smart detective and martial artist as a new solo crime fighter

I give to you Tim Drake - Cardinal

Cardinals are redder and a bit flashier than robins and it's a name that hasn't directly been used in DC before. Plus I just think it sounds cool

snuggle

biting you

eat food AND plastic

so scared of car sounds

locate Bug

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.