大器晩成

But I’ll always be able to see you! And we’re not really separated because you’re in my tiny cold heart.

Okay, okay, but how am I supposed to eat and stay looking cute if I can’t get out. I’m sure I don’t even need a glass cage to stick around forever, I’d do it willingly anyways–

But if it’s a glass cage with no way in or out, we won’t be together because you’ll be one side and I’ll be on the other AND IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT.

That’s right,stay till you’re old and wrinkly,I will take care if you /pats your faceu,square squinting/ yes I’ll take care of you,forever, and ever and ever.

Okay, okay, but old ladies are fragile little souls. What if I fall over during a live, like do you know how dangerous that is for the elderly!? /puts her hands to her face/ Can’t I just become an advisor and look at everyone’s cuteness instead?

No! It’ll never be the same and the world will end! No more angerme,no more MM,No more hello project! The end really is near /sobs/

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO MORE HELLO! PROJECT. That can’t be, I better go cancel on the gradu– thing and stay here until I’m an old lady if that’s the case.

signs response to ‘i love you’

/mentally prepares herself to go in on you for messing up but quickly takes back her thoughts after hearing the ‘graduation’ word/ why would you say that to me! /whimpers and clings to you/ I don’t want you to goooo. You’re my thing 2. I need you around me at all times. Who else am I supposed to harass at harocons /puts into your shoulder/ Nyonnnnn.

What? What did I say wron– oh. /pats your head affectionately/ You all make it sound like I’m gonna disappear off the face of the Earth! I’ll send you pictures so I’m around 24/7, and, and I can still come visit for Harocon and probably come backstage to see everyone so it’ll be kind of the same…?

I- I wanted my dad you jerk face! /starts her dramatic roll of fake sobs before stopping/ wait…what did you just call me /squints so hard it looks like she needs glasses/

Well, ex-cuse me for coming to find you… /squints back/ Oh oops– I got my numbers mixed up, thing one I mean. See, this is why I’m graduating to go back to university because I’m dumb as sh– yeah.

Dad!? /drops her hands, horrified/ That voice wasn’t even that deep, I can’t believe you didn’t guess. /shakes her head/ Not good enough, thing 2.