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aelin: “purghaps”

elain: “i’m learning how to play the ukealelee!”

elain: “ukashdh*”

feyre: “take your time”

elain: “youkalaylay*”

elain: “ukeallela*”

elain: “.”

elain: “mini guitar”

rowan: “no you’re not”

aelin: “in my next life, i want to be a dog.

rowan: “sleeves? nah bro. fuck that noise.”

aedion: “i don’t break out my christmas thong until december”

lysandra: “happy valentine’s day from this pair of dysfunctional codependents”

manon: “it costs me 75k to brush my teeth. i must pre-select a brush, investigate types of paste, and periodically spit bullshit”

dorian: “i. hate. ticks. i hate how they look. i hate what they do. i hate how they do it. i’m against their whole thing.”

not a soul:

not even sarah j maas:

celaena: “i can feel the magic beans coursing through my veins.”

chaol: “uhhh celaena?”

azriel: “i know what to do”

azriel: “AZRIEL SUCKS”

cassian, in the distance: “MY DICK”

feyre: “YOU NEARLY RAN ME OVER!”

rhysand: bury a friend

feyre: you should see me in a crown

cassian: my strange addiction

azriel: when the party’s over

mor: wish you were gay

amren: all the good girls go to hell

elain: &burn

nesta: COPYCAT