who would name their kid zoey 101 

petition to have Raven Symone on the next season of American Horror Story

AS A PSYCHIC

There you go.

I promise to never force religion, sexuality, or gender roles on my child.

Student loan debt

Straight white boys

Irritable bowel syndrome

Concept map due

Out of Imodium

Can’t Find Plunger

The prequels’re better.

Just a minute.

In my opinion

Lather, rinse,

Series final episode.

My father, screaming.

theres nothing that gives me more anxiety than when someone says ‘we need to talk’ or ‘can i ask you a question’ like go ahead and do it dont leave me wondering thinking about it all day

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

It’s too early to be thinking about this shit