. bondi babe .

‘ i’ve got six full seasons and one episode under my belt of the walking dead so if we do get ambushed, i promise to keep you safe. ’

' let me guess, if i do end up some dainty damsel in distress needing you to swoop in with that...amazing knowledge of yours, i’ll owe you repopulating the world rights? ’ nixie laughed. she was still slightly getting to know mac but on the flip side, she felt like she knew mac ENOUGH to know how spot on her assumption was. ‘ what if i end up saving you instead, what do i get then? ’

“I’m down for fighting off zombies but I don’t think I could go all hunger games and hurt all of you. Why would they lock us in though? We’re pretty much sitting ducks to any psychos that might be living in those woods. We should check for cameras.”

“ if it does suddenly take an ‘may the odds be ever in your favor’ turn, i definitely want you on my side. i mean, i’m sure it’s all for like security and safety precautions and probably the hours the office closes and reopens or whatever but still - i’m with you on the checking for cameras and keeping our ears peeled for any of that  ‘ki, k,i ki; ma, ma, ma.’ jason voorhees type bullshit. i’m not about to die out in the woods unless stephen king wrote the scene. ”

“no just jerk bugs that’ll kill you. but that’s just the usual.”

" i’ve got a proposition for you. you don’t let any chemical plant infected bears eat me and i’ll watch your back with my trusty bottle of bug spray in one hand and a citronella candle in the other, deal? ”

‘ i was trying to be polite and not go down that route, but…listen. netflix and chill is not what i would call a shitty decision. but, that’s beside the point. who would waste a weekend indoors when you live around here? in my opinion, it is never too cold for a beach party…and that’s just as much of an excuse to get naked. ’

“ first off, that level of politeness is never needed with me, it’s just a waste because honestly, if someone doesn’t say it, i will and it’ll just go in a five minute banter circle which cuts out five minute of tax deductible fun - if i use my work card. alright, alright you’ve got a point there. i actually can barely remember the last time i spent the ENTIRE weekend indoors, i mean i think i once slept on the beach for a weekend with pneumonia...which could also be why i had it in the first place but listen, you live and you learn. if you ever need a second career, i think you’d make a great life coach because it’s like you just read my soul and located two of my favored things to make on perfect reason. i’d hire you in a nanosecond. ”