Hello~

So my brother is dyslexic asf, especially about numbers. He had to take special classes for behavior problems and learning disabilities in middle school and elementary school, so we’ve just learned to cope. Also, he’s a car guy, like the kind that street races kinda car guy. So he tends to speed a lot, and ended up getting like ten tickets in such a short time they’re like “Hey man you have to come to court and pay a $500 fine because we don’t know what to do with you” and he’s like “Yeah okay” Except he’s dyslexic and he misread the court order. He reversed all the numbers. So he comes to the station/courthouse like an ENTIRE MONTH LATE and he’s like “Hey I’m here to pay my $500 fine for speeding tickets” and the lady at the window is like “Sir did you know there’s a warrant out for your arrest??” And my brother turns around and stares blankly at the three cops standing behind him with their hands on their holsters and then goes “nO I DIDNT WHAT” They ended up letting him pay the fee and forgave him but he’s still constantly panicked about it like “Shit I got another ticket SISSY WHAT IF I MISREAD THIS ONE SHIT WHAT DAY DOES THAT SAY???”

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