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jess the secretary has 0.003 the amount of screentime as k*ramel yet her fic tag is almost on par with theirs and that, that is just beautiful
I’m screaming this is amazing
we do need to make her have more than k*ramel though
also this is the first one in the k*ramel tag:
Jess The Secretary Meets Pam From HR: A Love Story
Prompt: They meet when Jess has to turn in hers and Lena’s NDA forms because of course there is paperwork for when they find out that you know Kara Danvers is Supergirl.
“Are we seriously on 14th Street?”
Pam looks up from the seventh “Alex Danvers terrifies me” form of the day. There’s a woman standing in front of her desk with an L Corp id badge clipped to her skirt. “Excuse me?”
“I know that they put a black bag over my head for the drive over, but your windows are three stories high and I can definitely tell we’re on 14th Street and Lex.”
“Please don’t say that word.”
“What?”
“Please don’t say ‘Lex’, we try to say the full ‘Lexington’ or sometimes Superman bursts through our roof and honestly our budget cannot handle that this quarter.”
“Right, sorry.” The woman with the L Corp badge extends a hand, the one not balancing a stack of papers. “I’m Jessica, Lena Luthor’s assistant.”
Pam shakes her hand, narrowing her eyes at the top visible piece of paper. “Don’t tell me, Kara told someone else?”
With a sigh, Jessica drops the papers onto Pam’s desk. It rattles and a DEO branded pen rolls off and onto the floor. “Not in so many words, but she implied seven times she can fly and five times that she’s from another planet, once didn’t do up the top buttons on her shirt and her suit was visible, twice used her heat vision on Lena’s cooling tea, and once lifted two filing cabinets so I could grab the pencil that rolled underneath.”
Pam pinches the bridge of her nose. Someone needs to teach that girl how to lie properly. “Where did you even get the DEO NDA’s? I never recieved a request for two copies.”
Jessica shrugs, “They were just on my desk when I came into work this morning.”
“Winn Schott,” Pam mutters balefully.
“Bless you.”
“What?”
“Do you prefer ‘gesundheit’?”
“…”
“Anyways, I filled them out for both of us, had Lena sign them, walked out of the building, got abducted by commandos wearing black, was dropped of in the underground garage, took the elevator to HR, and now I’m here.” Her voice is completely calm, like this is just something that happens every day.
Then again, Pam thinks, she does work for a Luthor. Who knows what happens in those offices. (Winn Schott, obviously).
“Thank you, Jessica, I’ll get those processed by the end of the week. You may or may not also get a visit from Agent Danvers brandishing a gun and threats of violence. Please ignore those, she has been reprimanded already this week for improper use of finger threats.”
“Finger threats…?”
“Don’t ask.”
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something about mira being the #1 wing woman for zoerumi in on your side (let's go to a wedding) by @kayr0ss just feels so right. we all need a mira to be the voice of sanity and reason in our lives 💖
rumi seeing mira and zoey encouraging their children to not be ashamed of their patterns, to show them off with pride and not hide them away
mira seeing zoey and rumi being openly affectionate with their children, making sure they feel free and happy and comfortable with them
zoey seeing rumi and mira laughing and communicating and making sure their children are never dragged into any disagreement and that their children don’t have to walk on eggshells and hide any disability from them
the three of them get to watch their children have all the love and respect and joy and self esteem they themselves were denied as children and being so happy they can give them that

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When Zoey wears just an oversized shirt and underwear it's cute, but expected. It's kind of her uniform around the penthouse. She loves to be rid of real clothes the second they're done with their work commitments for the day, throwing on a comically large shirt that swallows her whole asap. She'll often pick one of the girl's shirts to wear when she wants a more eye catching effect. It works every time.
When Mira wears just an oversized shirt and underwear it's hot, and dangerously risqué. Her height and especially long legs counter the silhouette of the look by shortening her torso, but the way her cheeks threaten to peek out from under the hem has the girl's biting their knuckles.
When Rumi wears just an oversized shirt and underwear it's downright lethal. Since her pattern reveal, she's slowly becoming more comfortable showing more skin. So on the rare occasion she's nearly baring it all, the girls almost stop breathing seeing the full expanse of her legs.
Side Boob
Imagine what a kick in the teeth it would've been for poor Zoey and Mira if the Golden Honmoon HAD killed Rumi.
Like, they dedicated actual years of their lives to achieving it, they sacrificed so much, they risked their very lives, all while having to live precarious double lives in the public eye. And how does the Honmoon repay them for all their hard work?
By taking away someone they both cared for and loved deeply simply because of what she was born as!
This is the thanks they get from the universe. After everything they had to endure just to protect it, because they were the only ones who could. This is the thanks Rumi gets; Rumi who worked her entire life and dedicated every waking second to the Honmoon.
It took her away from them. It took her away from them!
It's not fair! They gave the Honmoon everything! They gave, and gave, and gave, and the Honmoon just took and took! In the end, their "cosmic reward" was yet again something (someone) that the Honmoon took! The one thing in the entire world the two of them ever wanted!
If they could destroy the Honmoon, even tear into it a little bit, if it meant that there was even the slightest chance they could get Rumi back by utterly ripping the Honmoon to shreds themselves (however they manage to figure out how to do that), they'd do it in a heartbeat! The world be damned for it!
They'd do it in a heartbeat...that is, if it didn't feel like such an incredible insult to Rumi for them to even consider harming the Golden Honmoon. After she gave her very life for its existence. No. How could they do that to her? Even think about doing it? They couldn't. Rumi would be so, so disappointed in them. They have to respect the Honmoon.
It's what Rumi would want them to do.
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP.
Thank you once again to the amazing @princington for this commission and continuing the wonder that is the Bean Salad AU!
Two wives means double the belly holds. And a Beanling to help.

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something about mira being the #1 wing woman for zoerumi in on your side (let's go to a wedding) by @kayr0ss just feels so right. we all need a mira to be the voice of sanity and reason in our lives 💖
zoerumi day 5: mira pov
(Okay so this one probably reads as polytrix, the gay just kept gaying)
Tinny laughter floats from the phone, and Mira smiles as she settles herself further into the hotel couch. It’s not nearly as comfortable as their own, and is also severely lacking because Rumi and Zoey aren’t sharing it.
But they are on the call, Zoey swiping at her eyes like she’s about to cry from her laughter, Rumi beaming at her with that too wide smile they adore.
“Tell me what you two were up to during that wall segment,” Mira says, and Rumi bites her lip.
“Was it obvious?” she asks.
Mira has to smile as she shakes her head. “I just know you two. Now spill.”
rip to the huntrx fans when the how its done music video features a solid minute of video of them doing real martial arts. & then rip to doogle (demon hunter world google) algorithm bc suddenly everyone is doogling HUNTRX FIGHT??? HUNTRX CAN FIGHT?? CAN RUMI / MIRA / ZOEY FROM HUNTRX FIGHT?? DID HUNTRX MANKAE JUST DEATH SPIRAL RUMI LIVE ON CAM???? HOW MANY GUYS CAN I TAKE MEME BLANK
i do think that with the name & the branding n how it would help to explain random weirdness, huntr/x leans hard into the Branding of being "demon hunters". so the music videos are a toss up between being deeply personal (see golden) versus weirdass demon hunting stuff n they shoot a lot of their videos in the forest where rumi runs in golden & the stunt people are like. its the weirdest coolest job ever. we explained this bow & arrow stunt to rumi once & she nodded, picked up the bow & shot the target from 70ft. & they have ZERO fear jumping off things like zoey flung herself off a ledge onto the crash pads & giggled the whole time. the insurance guys cant come to set ever tehy get so sweaty & nervous & they have to sit down & crunch numbers to calm down
they also obviously do a lot of city scenes for their demon hunting & im just imagining them decked out in "armour" like their golden era pauldrons n stuff & pausing for a break & theres a small crowd of fans watching from behind these balustrades to keep them back while they're filming in a gross alley & workaholic rumi always wanders over when theyre on a break or doing a reset & greets people & she's always sooo nice & signs a lot of stuff & is so apologetic when they only have a few minutes or so to talk between takes. but there are fans who come back when its a multiday shoot & rumi remembers their names once she sees them a second time & once she remembered their name at a fan signing like Months later & the fan fully burst into tears theyre like YOU REMEMBER ME? & rumis like OH NO IM SO SORRY PLEASE DONT CRY OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU, YOU BROUGHT ME THAT FIGURINE YOU MADE RIGHT?? n the fanis like. sniffling theyre like YEAH i designed n 3d printed it, it has your braid! & rumis like I LOVED IT!! its on my shelf at home, see? & quickly finds a photo of it on her shelf & the fan starts crying again
rumi loves her stunt double she thinks she's the coolest person in the world & they're almost dopplegangers shes like . oh im sorry to make this depressing but when she looks at her double shes like. if only i could be like her (free, beautiful, brave). n her double is maybe a few years older than her & she loves to go shopping w rumi shes always like you would look hot in this. i know because i look hot in this. & rumis Always like ah. i cannot. but then her patterns get revealed & she calls her double up & shes like UNNIE CAN WE GO SHOPPING NOW & her stuntie is like YES FINALLY YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
ok they have this big push before one of their video releases where they’re like we had so much fun making this video & a huge shout out to our stunt doubles who are AMAZINGGGG & they do a series of little behidn the scenes videos of huntr/x versus stunties games like silly ones like three legged races & exercise ones like who can do the most push ups in 30 seconds & then they get REALLY competitive about keep the balloon off the floor & mira watches rumi & zoey get way too into it & she’s like. for the good of the honmoon & our secrets I must end this. & pops the balloon. rumi screams before she knows what she’s doing she’s like YOU KILLED HER. zoey starts crying. mira looks at the camera person like. they were going to break bones soon. I did what I had to do. nod if you understand. & the camera shakily “nods” up & down
the fans figure out exactly where the keep the balloon off the floor competition happened & build a shrine for the balloon 🎈 & when rumi & zoey find out they sneak away to visit it & leave flowers at the shrine & take photos in front of it & caption it w like. we will never forget you & the joy you brought to our lives. revenge will be swift 🐢 🔪 💜 🔪 & that’s the day the prank war begins. rip mira
in the wake of the IDOLs I think zoey starts another prank war because a) it helps squash any rumours that huntrx is breaking up & b) it helps take Rumi from sulking in her bedroom n being like blegh im scary im a demon and a monster blegh and turns her into oh ill fucking end your life right here and now zoey you put GLITTER in my CONDITIONER? I have SEVEN MILES OF GLITTER HAIR NOW YOURE DEAD
& most of the prank war is captured on like. Zoeys extremely blurry go pros (one dedicated YouTuber is like. if I did the maths right, she’s running 60km per hour…) as she shrieks n rumi catapults herself over the railing to bounce off the couch cushions & tackle her to the ground
& then there’s another contingent I think the fans divide themselves into like. oh they gotta have some kinda warrior name for it like. queens guard for rumi, death dancers (?) for Mira, turtle tanks for zoey.
anyway the fans follow all three of them but they make a game of like not “cross contaminating” the prank streams like they won’t give spoilers to zoey on stuff Rumi or Mira have planned or set up on their streams. but it’s just a lot of silly whimsy n also all the fans are like 😭 they really love each other bc Mira is like musing on pranks n she’s like obviously the point of a prank is that the other person likes it & chat is like. Um! What about when u hunted zoey through the park the other night. & miras like. Beatific smile. Great question! She loved that. but yeah miras like ok the pranks can’t involve anything that Zoey would be sad if it got ruined which honestly means bedrooms are out of the question, the studio as well, and NO WAY any of her notebooks take collateral damage. ok yknow what would really make her laugh?
& then Zoeys stream the next day or whatever is just her Howling with laughter bc her like ten thousand pairs of Cool Sneakers have all been replaced with doll shoes. like dollhouse doll shoes teeny tiny perfect replicas. n at one point she’s just. Weeping soundlessly she’s laughing so hard she’s like I’m gonna throw up
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you know what would really blend Celine? there are a lot of stories already about Celine being dragged through the multiverse where she keeps meeting versions of her that are worse than she is. Some are like her, but most seem to be the worst version of her that the fandom viewed her as when the movie first came out.
But you know what would hurt her even more, if she ran across a version of her that was genuinely better than she was. maybe not a better hunter, but a better mother to Rumi, a better idol maybe.
A celine that loves rumi so much she didn't want to have Rumi grow up to be an idol since the industry was almost as bad as the demons. so instead of telling Rumi about her duty to make the golden honmoon, that it would get rid of her patterns, Celine kept it as her duty so Rumi wouldn't have to suffer.
So this Celine sang her heart out and alone turned the Honmoon gold solo. It didn't get rid of Rumi's patterns, they're a part of her, they won't go away, but the demon world is sealed from the human world so they can't prey upon humanity anymore.
After she turned the honmoon gold, Celine runs to rumi assuming the patterns are gone, but they're still there. Well, it doesn't matter, demons can't get rumi so she lets Rumi show her patterns without shame since there's no chance of Gwi-Ma corrupting her.
It lets them be happier and healthier, this Celine, like her main universe counterpart changes the nature of the industry, to the point where it's okay for Rumi to become an idol if she wants to. But now it's a choice and a dream of following in the footsteps of both her moms instead of an obligation and out of what she thought was survival.
With the honmoon golden, there's no need to fight demons, but Rumi, Zoey , and Mira are still soulmates, Celine recruits them when she can see them interacting with the honmoon. The world isn't just somehow perfect even with the golden honmoon, Mira's parents are still pieces of shit and treat her badly. Zoey's parents still got divorced and she was bullied which messed her up a bit to where she retreated into music and writing. But a healthier Celine and Rumi are there to bring them into the family.
that's all I got since the idea is more about blending main celine that fleshing out this world but just something I thought about. It's fun to have our celine bouncing in worlds where she's a monster, someone who abuses or tries to kill Rumi, but it's different when you are actually confronted with a version of you who was a better mother to your daughter.