Gay Ramblings, Probably

i um- plead innocent! The queers made me do it 😵‍💫😺

And then one day something just... snapped. She realized she didn't have to make herself small anymore, didn't have to be the quiet, obedient girl her parents wanted her to be. She could just be Mira.

She started speaking her mind. Started dressing how she wanted. Started walking into rooms like she owned them. Suddenly she's the coolest person anyone has ever met and has absolutely no problem telling someone they're being an idiot to their face.

The funniest part is that every once in a while, the old Mira still slips through.

Zoey: Aw, my baby boy got his height from me! 😊

(2 major growth spurts later)

Zoey: Uh…okay, maybe I was wrong…

(Another few growth spurts later, resulting in Taeyong being over 6 feet tall)

Zoey: Okay, so I was DEFINITELY wrong. He got his height from Mira.

Zoey: *starts to think about the implications of his height journey*

Zoey: *realizes that there’s a significant chance that Mira also spent years being super tiny before shooting up in height*

Zoey: *begins to get really weepy at the idea of little Mira*

Zoey:

Mira, trying to play it cool: *switches on the wipers to push the spider off*

Wipers: *go right past the spider without affecting it, indicating that the spider is not outside of the car but rather inside the car with Mira*

Mira:

Moments later

Rumi, nearly wiping out as she slides to a stop next to Mira: WHY IS THE CAR ON FIRE?!?!

Mira, kicking a gas can behind her: It was time for a new one anyway.

Zoey, bending down and gently scooping up the spider as it crawls away: Hey pretty girl. Let's get you somewhere safe.

Mira:

Mira: *starts to summon her gok-do*

"Guys! Look what someone was giving away!"

"...Zoey, that's a bread maker."

"I know!!"

"We don't need a bread maker."

"...Now we have two... surprise!"

Meanwhile, Mira is low-balling people on fb marketplace by emotionally exhausting them with mind tricks.

Seller: "$200."

Mira: "$120."

"$180."

"$130. Take it or leave it. But if it's still listed tomorrow, you'll start wondering if I was right and it might not sell for another 6 months"

"...Fine. $130."

Mira: "Pleasure doing business."

Rumi quietly pretends not to know either of them.

Rumi: that’s… an awful lot of sewing you got there, Mira. What happened?

Mira: someone *jabs needle in Zoey’s direction* gave the kids the idea to dress up as grim reapers for Halloween

Rumi: aww! That would be so cute! But I think you could find costumes for that, you don’t need to make them-

Zoey: *not meeting Rumi or Mira’s eyes* …sparkly pink grim reapers. They, uh… they want to make a Barbie funeral, now

Rumi: what

Zoey: *whining* I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have let them watch that puss in boots movie during playtime! You can’t be that surprised we all passed down really hyperactive imaginations!!!

Rumi: … I see. *turns to zoey* should I go ahead and put the spare pillow on the couch for you?

Mira: *seething* you have brought glitter into my home and onto my children