People who act like being a single woman is the worst thing in the world are so sad like I'm having a great time and the idea of finding a partner just sounds like such a chore

The new Johnny Flynn song reminds me of Macarena

Ppl are like 'I never liked Russell Brand n don't find him funny but now all the women he assaulted have told on him I am 200% on his side cause innocent until proven guilty innit'

Tracing your family tree would be so fun if all your fckin ancestors didn't have the most generic Scottish and Irish names

My closest friend from secondary school is living such a cool life now and I'm so embarrassed about how I turned out

The people I work with must never ever find out I have no friends

If I don't turn out like Phyllis Crane when I'm older then what am I living for

Honestly summer in Scotland this year is just 👌

I love living my life without feeling the need to impress any man, it's simply blissful 😙

the new swell season song is so bad 🥲

You don't realise how much judgement you get for being a single childless woman in her 30s until people start asking you why you're a single childless woman in her 30s