tiny cats in tiny hats

is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested

girls’ night!

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

you’re all bastards. youve tempted me

i’ve played monopoly a few times i think i know how capitalism works

she make my heart explode call that a chestnut

i love a bitch who look like she can fight

I’m super sexual but like also I’m super shy which don’t mix well

anyone here into idiots? if yes then im ur dream girl

When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™

I love how fucking abstract the concept of Accelerated Depression is. Like, it’s vague as fuck, but we all know what tf it feels like

my room also known as stupid idiot jail