Hell is Online Dating

I love an honest man.

I love when you know what to expect from a guy just from his screen name.

Actually...

Nothing sexier than a total lack of confidence.

Haven't you ever heard of putting your best foot forward?

I have a dream that one day this douchebag will lose his nuts in a lawnmower accident.

This is the only appropriate reaction, in real life or on a gay sex app.

Some people are really susceptible to suggestion.

An Arrested Development reference is always appreciated.

That old cliché.

Alcoholism amongst gay men is no laughing matter.  But it is a lot of fun.

At some point, he just gave up trying to speak English.

Yep, it's 2012, and gay dudes are still soliciting bareback sex with strangers!  Congrats movement!

It's number one on my list, too.

Seriously people, don't use an acronym if it doesn't stand for anything.

As if Sea World weren't gay enough already.

He was probably too busy digging food out of dumpsters! #occupygrindr