PRINCESS OF HELL

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ I woke up today feeling the way I always do. ❞

❝ When I start to dance, I’m a movie star. ❞

❝ What good’s a man’s world without a woman by his side? ❞

❝ I’m your man and you’re my girl. ❞

❝ I’m your king and you’re my queen. ❞

❝ Oh Mother, not more ancient history! ❞

❝ Oh, my God, how times have changed! ❞

❝ Wake up from that dream of yours, this isn’t 1930. ❞

❝ Remember – Mother knows best. ❞

❝ You/He/She/They  will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes. ❞

❝ She’ll never get a date ‘til Daddy buys her a new nose. ❞

❝ Do you dance like you dress? ❞

❝ First impressions can be tough and when I saw you, I knew it. ❞

❝ I think they secretly liked you! ❞

❝ He touched me, he looked at me and stared. ❞

❝ Everybody says that a girl who looks like me can’t win his/your love. ❞

❝ I won’t go all the way, but I’ll go pretty far. ❞

❝ This heavyweight champion takes the prize. ❞

❝ Everybody says that a guy who’s such a gem won’t look my way, well, the laugh’s on them. ❞

❝ Everybody warns that he won’t like what he’ll see but I know that he’ll look inside of me. ❞

❝ It’s hard having fun playing with yourself. ❞

❝ Take me home and then unwrap me. ❞

❝ I don’t come cheap but the kisses come free. ❞

❝ I haven’t left this house in years. ❞

❝ The neighbors haven’t seen me since I was a size ten. ❞

❝ It’s been years since someone asked me to dance. ❞

❝ Take your old-fashioned fears and just throw them away. ❞

❝ I’m the cutest chickie that you ever did see. ❞

❝ I can’t see why people look at me and only see the color of my face. ❞

❝ I’m tired of covering up all my pride. ❞

❝ The people around here can barely pay their rent. They’re trying to make dollar out of fifteen cents. ❞

❝ Don’t be stingy, I’m a growing girl. ❞

❝ I’m big, blonde and beautiful. ❞

❝ Don’t you sniff around for something fluffy and light. We need a man who brings a man-size appetite. ❞

❝ I’ll let you lick the spoon. ❞

❝ They say that white has might and thin is in. Well, that’s just bull. ❞

❝ Who wants a twig when you can climb the whole tree. ❞

❝ You’re timeless to me. ❞

❝ You’re like a stinky old cheese, babe. Just getting riper with age. ❞

❝ You’re fat and old, baby, boring, you ain’t. ❞

❝ You’re stuck with me until the bitter end ❞

❝ You’ll always be du jour, mon amor. ❞

❝ We lost so many on the way. ❞

❝ I never looked inside myself, though on the outside, I looked good! ❞

❝ You made me the man I am today. ❞

❝ I’m in love with you no matter what you weigh. ❞

❝ Without love, life is like the seasons with no summer. ❞

❝ I like the way I am. ❞

❝ If you don’t like the way I look, well, I just don’t give a damn.  ❞

❝ I know we’ve come so far but we’ve got so far to go. ❞

❝ She’s got cooties! ❞

❝ If I were her I’d be depressed. ❞

❝ Stop telling me what to do. ❞

❝ Don’t treat me like a child of two. ❞

❝ I know that you want what’s best but please, give it a rest. ❞

❝  I’m a big girl now. ❞

❝ Once upon a time I used to play with childhood toys, but now I’d rather play around with older boys.   ❞

❝ You’re the one who taught me how to twist and shout, because you shout non-stop and you’re twisted too. ❞

❝ You always taught me what was right from wrong, and now I just wanna give it a try. ❞

❝ I’ve been in the nest for far too long. ❞