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How do I delete letters? I got distracted. It’s supposed to be a smiling face. But not of joy. Or niceness. I’m happy for your sorrow. Obviously.

How do I delete letters? I got distracted. It’s supposed to be a smiling face. But not of joy. Or niceness. I’m happy for your sorrow. Obviously.

the goober ever

2. @lower-management

3. @violet-yimlat

4. @pissylittlebirdboy

A lot of you know me as PhoenixRose314, Tumblr's fandom mom and ineffable author of Don't Fall Away From Me and There Is A Light & It Never Goes Out. This fandom has been such a source of joy for me and has kept me going through some really difficult and dark times, but right now my world is absolutely falling apart.

Through circumstances beyond my control (health reasons - cancer and anxiety and depression), I was let go from my job a few months ago and my children and I can no longer afford to rent our lovely home in our lovely village. This has been incredibly hard for me to accept but once my lease is up I will have run out of savings and my kids and I will no longer have a place to call our own.

I am famously awful at asking for help, however this amazing fandom has convinced me to start this crowdfunder to try and raise enough money to try and buy a small park home or caravan for myself and the kids. It won't be much, but it will be ours, and nobody can take it away from us. I'm currently in the process of selling all my collectibles, furniture and worldly goods to try and raise some of the money myself, but anything you could donate to give my family some stability would be appreciated from the very bottom of my heart.

You can read more about my story and donate here:

I hate that it has come to this, I feel so much shame and guilt for being in this position, but I better than anyone know that circumstances can change on a dime, and I hope that all the good and kindness (and fanfiction!!) I've put out into the world might come back to me now.

Please share if you can, donate if you can, and thank you for reading.

Afraid? Afraid! I’m a demon, I fear nothing! I was simply looking not to get discorporated over a perfectly reasonable threat! They could’ve been hiding something in there, those insulant traitors @certainly-not-nice and @all-tickety-boo. They’ve pulled some tricks before, who’s to say there wasn’t holy water in there?

And I certainly do not talk to angels.