I’ve stopped saying “I’m going to kill myself” when inconvenienced and have since picked up “I’m cutting myself open”, which does significantly worse in social settings but wonderfully with the type of women in my dms

(flirting) I have like zero control over my bladder by the way

4 shots and I’m on tumblr feeling sick in the head

(flirting) I’m a really heavy sleeper

bush in mesh panties if you even care

30 grams of protein in making out with daddy’s boots btw!!

unfortunately weed as of late has been going straight to this pussyyyy

I understand I cannot reach my mouth to my nipple when I’m jacking off but by god do I try every time

my tits are so heavy and soft and constantly tender and sore despite being kind of small btw

forgot every time you make an account you have to block all the straight men who immediately hit your dms and say shit as if they’re speedrunning getting blocked by every fat butt angel on this app