who is in control?

‘this isnt my door but i’m a little drunk and your place looks comfier than the walk back to my room.’ 

‘you woke up and found me passed out in the hallway naked & were very kind about it. here’s your robe back’

‘you woke up and found me passed out in the hallway naked & took numerous photos. why’

‘my roomate dates your roomate and we’ve been sitting her awkwardly as they make out for the past 10 minutes. i’m going to pretend to smoke and you’re gonna follow me out’

‘you’re in my class and i never have a pen & you always give me yours so i got you a $20 gift card to office depo as an apology’

‘you’ve sat next to me in IT for the last year and now we’ve been partnered for something & i don’t know you’re name, this is awkward’

‘The three of us haven’t slept for days because finals but now they’re over and we’ve basically collapses in a big pile on the couch. we woke up this way’

‘I’ve seen you a few times around halls but I didn’t expect to wake up next to you’

‘You’re always late to breakfast and usually I enjoy watching you run in five minutes before the hall closes but today you didn’t even show up and I had to see why not. That’s why I’m at your door with a plate of waffles’

‘I was a little too drunk and you helped me back to my dorm. how did you know where my dorm was, again?’

‘I saw you had a shirt on for my favorite band so i wore my shirt of them the next day to send you the message but turns out you were doing it ironically’

‘i was dared to kiss the next guy/girl/ person who walked through the door. sorry. pucker up’

‘I was late for class and ran into you and broke your project and now i’m spending the next two weeks helping you fix it because I feel so bad’

‘You kept putting fliers for your goddamn dungeons and dragons meets under my door and i’ was sick of it so i went to one of the damn things to tell you to quit it but you’ve got me hooked on the game & i hate you’

‘My friends left me in a club & you recognised me from dorms and helped me get home/looked after me so i’m taking you out for coffee as a thanks’

‘We take the same bus every morning and share like three classes and are always sneaking glances at eachother but the bus has broken down and it looks like we’re walking together’

‘We’re roomies and you found out I hate the smell of coffee so you make a fresh POT of coffee every morning and i’m going to end you’

‘I always stop and listen to you singing in the shower but this time you caught me. I was just listening i sweAR’

‘The dorm rules said no pets but you’ve been keeping a ______ in your room for the last 4 months and i’ve bonded with it more than I have with you’

‘I like classical and you like screamo. We’re going to have to compromise’

‘You keep changing my alarm because its waking you up too but my classes start earlier and I might just kick you ass if you do it again’

‘My train was cancelled and you drove four hours to pick me up even though we’ve only been rooming for 3 weeks’

‘You keep putting marked lines on the milk carton so you can see noones used it so i just keep rubbing them off and using it then drawing new ones on to see if you’d really notice. you noticed’ 

‘There isn’t any toilet roll left but i just saw you leave the bathroom without saying a thing’

‘There are two plug ports but three of us. I end up with both of them’

‘you wear shirts with references to bands you know nothing about and it really irks me so i’m gonna have to say something about it’

‘How did they managed to room two people together who were so different?’

‘You always do long presentations and I fell asleep during one of them and you confronted me about it after’

‘we’re on the newspaper together and you keep trying to write articles about ______ and its something i feel strongly about too so we plan to take over the paper from the inside over coffee’

‘we’re on the newspaper together and you keep trying to write articles about ______ and its literally pissing everyone in the news room off’

‘you’re a parachute in the school & don’t take shit seriously and think interuptting my classes is funny. i’m gonna show you how it really isn’t’

‘we’ve both been listening to Beyonce on full blast for the last 2 days and dont see any end in it. our dorm is a paradise’

‘you always have your friends over and i’m trying to study can you all go play Mario Kart some place else’ 

‘you’re spending so much money on take out  that i’m getting sick of seeing it so i’m teaching you how to cook’

‘we have to stay over the summer for make up classes & i’ve had a year of you bragging over your good grades, this is gold’

Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE

Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY

Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING

A mix of FoB lyrics off of different albums that can be used as starters

“We’re only liars, but we’re the best.”

“We’re friends when you’re on your knees.”

“You only hold me up like this cause you don’t know who I really am.”

“Sometimes I just want to know what it’s like to be you.”

“I wanna teach you a lesson in the worst kind of way”

“I’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday”

“Hell or glory, I don’t want anything in between”

“It’s just a matter of time until we’re all found out”

“I swear I’d burn the city down just to show you the light”

“I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive”

“I’ve got headaches and bad luck but they couldn’t touch you”

“We’re the lifers, here to the bitter end”

“You always fold just before you’re found out”

“I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear”

“That’s just who I am this week”

“Is this more than you bargained for yet?”

“And if you say this makes you happy then I’m not the only one lying”

“Nothing comes as easy as you.”

“I’ll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.”

“I want to be known for my hits, not just my misses”

“I’m hopelessly hopeful, that you’re just hopeless enough”

“You’re the only place that feels like home”

“Always weigh what I’ve lost against what I left”

“Find a safe place, brace yourself, bite your lip”

“The best of us can find happiness in misery”

“I don’t blame you for being you but you can’t blame me for hating it”

“You said you’d keep me honest”

“This has been said so many times that I’m not sure if it matters”

“I know this hurts, it was meant to”

“Your secret’s out and the best part is it isn’t even a good one”

“Baby, seasons change but people don’t.”

“They say your head can be a prison.”

“We’re the new face of failure”

“I just want to be a part of this”

“One day we’ll get nostalgic for disaster”

“I thought I loved you it was just how you looked in the light.”

“Thanks for the memories”

“Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes”

“I could learn to pity fools as I’m the worst of all”

“We’re so miserable and stunning”

“I’m addicted to the way I feel when I think of you”

“I’m alright in bed but I’m better with a pen”

“Isn’t it tragic?”

“And I’m so sorry, but not really”

“The truth hurts worse than anything I could bring myself to do to you”

“I’m coming apart at the seams”

“I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me ”

“They always bring up how you’ve changed”

“I’m in love with my own sins.”

“What if you peaked early?”

“I will never end up like him.”

“Oh darling I know what you’re going through”

“You can only blame your problems on the world for so long”

“I wanna scream ‘I love you’ from the top of my lungs”

“I will never believe in anything again”

“Change will come”

“I’ve got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match”

“My mind is a safe”

“What makes you so special?”

“You put my head in such a flurry”

“Have you ever wanted to disappear?”

“Please take me back”

“I’m a nervous wreck”

“Tonight the foxes hunt the hounds”

“We are wild, we are like young volcanoes”