chiactus

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

one of the underrated lessons from lotr's Aragorn is to avoid responsibility for as long as humanly possible, possibly in the woods, possibly without showering, until the small folk need you or whatever

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

everyone always talks about pop culture but what about jump culture. and what if you combined them...?

I’m kind of miserable and it feels permanent but its whatever

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

affirmations: i am very normal. i am not trapped in a lie of my own making. everything is fine. no one will uncover my web of deceit #mywebofdeceit

one of my favorite recurring themes on tumblr is when someone starts watching supernatural for the first time thinking "they can't possibly be that gay in the actual show" only to find that they were even gayer in the actual show

he knows two things for certain. 1. bert and ernie are gay. and he won’t let his best friend die a virgin which is all a separate situation

does anyone mind if i procrastinate and make my own life really really hard