Hellboy Being Incorrect

Abe: I am, as the kids say, “awake”

Liz: Can you guys just try to see things from my perspective?

Daimio: *Loses Hellboy in crowd*

Liz: So how have you been?

Abe: If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world would stay the same

Liz: I really like you

Hellboy: C’mon Abe, I wasn’t that drunk

Abe: Does anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Hellboy: I’m gonna play a song for you. It’s called “My Life so Far”

Liz: Wait, are you flirting with me?

Liz: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake

Hellboy: FOUR MONTHS

Daimio: When people get chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t care about them

*Abe and Hellboy looking at a dead body*

Myers: It’s time to play “Who Stole the Drugs?”