hella seoul

when you tryna be an overachiever and a stoner at the same time. 

when you wanna go to burning man again...

but seeing so many white women wearing headdresses and geisha wear as ‘spiritual’ rave costumes can be a bit much when you’re questioning your existence in the space-time continuum.

When you’re walking around Oakland Chinatown stuffing dim sum in your face, and a Latino guy asks for directions in broken English, and you proceed to have a full on conversation with him in Spanish about how you don’t live in Chinatown. 

And the whole time he is staring at you like you are some kind of three headed, fire-breathing, red-haired, Chinese looking, Spanish speaking, not-Chinese, not-Latino, eighth wonder of the world.

When your girlfriend asks you where you bought your hair dye...

“At the Korean store for black people on Tele”

When you’re (supposed to be) studying for the LSAT, and you’re trying so hard to procrastinate that you decide to call GoDaddy customer service to try and buy back your domain name hellaseoul.com.  

when you get an invite to a super secret underground hip hop house party in East Oakland but you know you should stay home and study for the LSAT.