to infinity and beyond

he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks

wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order?

you can’t LIE on the INTERNET

you go to Liar’s Jail when you lie about something as important as a beard. he looks like a reasonable man

Ladies if a guy says he’ll join you on your seagull fighting conquests is it a date? Especially if he borrows your hydro flask as a blunt force weapon ?

What if Mike was short for Micycle

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

If you’re confused ever: idiot. 

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

i dunno man E looks right

so i was outside today (shocking i know) and i saw this couple and their little kids, maybe 5 and 8. so the younger kid looks up at their mom and goes “mama! you have two different color eyes!” and the one mom laughed and went “yep, i have heterochromia!” and the older kid looked at both of her moms and she goes “but i thought you were lesbian?” and i’d be lying if i told you i didn’t scream