Barduil Trash Squad

So in BotFA Thran offers Bard a glass of wine, and standard folklore tells us that you shouldn’t accept food or drink from the fairy folk or you’ll have to remain in their realm forever. Well thems the rules, Bard, you’ll have to go and live in Mirkwood for always now.

I colored it.

No one went to the surface anymore.”  -@obithefabulous

Bard slides his hands up and grips Thranduil’s collar, is seized by a sudden wild, reckless impulse. They are alive. He leans forward and tugs sharply, bringing Thranduil’s man’s mouth crashing down onto his

EDIT: second picture taken out due to spoilerish nature. apologies. 

the answer is yes, i am.

“Because it’s time for us to go, meleth nin.”

bard would have these really loud sneezes it sounds like a goddamn elephant and it would scare the shit out of thranduil they would come out of like no where and all of a sudden he’s sneezing really loudly and thranduil has a goddamn heart attack, meanwhile his sneezes would be really quiet and cute like a small kitten sneezing

And he did.

(insp.)

♪ I’ve just seen a face, I can’t forget the time or place Where we just meet ♪

Thranduil started to get jealous of Bard’s other clients, wanting Bard to go out only with him, enter drama and Thranduil finding out that Bard had taken that job because at the expense of a small sacrifice of his part, he could provide for his three children.

"But the thing about the sea of black, was that if you had a waterfall of silver-blonde hair cascading down your back, then you stood out. If your skin was a shade of pure porcelain, so fair it almost seemed to glow, then you stood out.  You stood out like a single star in the night sky." -thrandythefabulous