Phat, Not Fat

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

WHERE-MY-HUG-AT- GASTON

LMFAO

America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king

have yet to see a better analogy

Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because I’m okay with this

Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.

Malia’s gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while it’s on fire.

He Chunch Thos Leafs

young man, there are leaves all around

i said young man, eat a leaf off the ground

y'all ugly

Eye of the beholder my man

behold these nuts g

A metaphor for life

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

Ya she needs to shut up

I am all about this

I’m that guy dancing as he walks in the background

This is how I want the world to be always.