Hummus Girl wishing on an Amethyst

- Men and girls are not equal, and that’s a good thing

- The Male gender is superior to the female gender, but that does not mean all Men are good.

- a good Man is strong, smart, responsible, decisive, caring, and protective, among other things. He is an owner and a leader, not an abuser. 

- a girl can respect the Male gender as a whole but reserve her submission for a good Man (or multiple good Men. Not everyone is monogamous)

- the world is a tough place for girls, and any girl who has been claimed by a good Man is better off surrendering her mind, body, and rights to Him, because He knows what is best for her.

- a well behaved good girl puts the needs and desires of her Man above her own. She obeys Him without question. She worships and adores Him. She allows Him to train her into the best, most feminine, happiest, sexiest version of herself. Her goal is to serve, please, entertain, and satisfy Him. She is His object, His possession, who exists to make His life better in every way. 

sluts drink free

asking for a freebie is consent to be used

free drinks come with a little red wristband wrapped around them that goes on your wrist once you've finished the drink

you don't have to get any drunker than you want to be! people who want to fuck the drunkest sluts can just count the wristbands

(the bar makes money by kicking out anyone who isn't drinking every now and then, so non-sluts still have to buy drinks to participate)

anyway people can start groping and fucking you as soon as you've finished your first drink, but if you want more you can just stay at the bar and get fucked from behind while you're ordering and drinking them

no dress code but your clothes are probably gonna be soaked in cum at minimum so you may as well go in your cheapest, tiniest outfit

if you only want to be a little tipsy you can down a couple shots and then go lay yourself out on a table or hang out near the toilets waiting for someone to use you

alternatively if you're determined to pass out on someone's dick and wake up with unknown volumes of cum leaking out all your holes, go right ahead. one of the bar staff loves taking still life photos of unconscious sluts lined up along the bar with bottles plugging up their used holes to save on mopping time

(if a bartender thinks your actual health is in danger but you're still asking for more they'll just jerk off into a cocktail glass and feed you that so you can still get another wristband. you're too drunk to tell the difference so he's probably doing your liver a favour)

take off the wristbands when you're done and someone will call you a taxi (free if you let the cabbie use you on your way home)