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Aries: Sets self on fire at Flaming Lips concert

Taurus: Almost burns down Vidcon convention center

Gemini: Falls off scooter whilst in drag

Cancer: Loses contacts while "eating a taco"

Leo: Falls off a segway

Virgo: Loses dildo sized candy cane

Libra: Almost falls off the raft while white water rafting

Scorpio: Shoots amateur horror film with sister and a friend, sells tickets for it to dad's friends to raise money for D.A.R.E., takes the money and goes to Six Flags

Sagittarius: Cuts best friend's hair while trying to trim her wig

Capricorn: Eats paint, despite not having health insurance

Aquarius: You don't wanna talk about it, but it involves semen, a refrigerator, and rabbits during Spring Break