Odinsdottir

If Thor’s here is @hela-suggestion here too

Actually I was napping…… what’s up?

good to see you, sis

Unlikewise, brother. I’m going back to bed.

If Thor’s here is @hela-suggestion here too

Actually I was napping...... what’s up?

Hela can’t read and Thor can’t count

And here I was just minding my own fucking business...... 

And before Balder can be a little bitch, I’ll say it myself: Hi I’m Hela and I can’t fucking read.

You know Dale goes to this place called a preschool. They teach that kind of stuff. I’ll give you their number if you want

Can’t be, I’m adopted  🤷

I’m so sorry everyone has been lying so blatantly to you

Happy Pride month, I am way over due to remind everyone I am, in fact, very gay. Goodnight.

Which means it’s also time to stab Tyr since he’s straight

Tyr is straight...? Norns, Odin really just keeps fucking up, doesn’t he?

This is DJ Dipshit about the make the club get real fucking stupid. This next track is probably good but im not sure because I cant fucking read 

Oh god that last post was my 1,000th post. Nice.

Congratulations

Shut up

I can call you mommy if you want

Only if you let me spank you