Okay, so who's writing the fic where Link's shadow falls in love with him?
And Link notices over time that, as his shadow falls more deeply in love with him, it begins to become its own being? Shifting and taking on its own form, stretching taller and broadening in the chest and manifesting a mane of hair that reminds Link of that one time in his twenties?
And then one incredible night, Link's shadow makes love to him during the full moon and then becomes a Real Boy through the Power of Love?
I'd read that.
This is the funniest shit i’ve ever read period.











