broken glass balloons

Gabriel: That's not helpful at all.

Gabriel: Is there some trick to getting blood stains out of leather and denim?

I was born to ruin your fun, Dee Dee.

I don’t doubt it, yet I still love you anyways.

You know I’m only going to serve you two drinks unless I see you with some food and water too.

Don’t ruin my fun now, Gabey baby.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you just injected Rockstar straight into your blood stream? Like, what would happen? Would it be like that guy who dyed himself blue with colloidal silver? How fuckin’ sick would it be if you just injected a shit ton of some flavour of Rockstar and turned blue? That’s badass.

This is why I don’t leave you by yourself. Do not do that, ever. Understand?

Valentine’s Day is coming up in just about two weeks, and I’m lowkey considering having a little mid-winter fling just so I don’t have to be alone for the holiday. I’m a sucker for those big hearts with chocolate candies inside, sue me. Is that a dick move? Like, if I’m upfront about it being a brief relationship and purely for the sake of celebrating the romantic day, do you think someone would be offended if I asked?

You’re telling me. I left my potential Valentine back in New York so the fucking misery is real. I will not be spending that day alone, no way. Just find someone who isn’t a complete psycho and down for it. I’m sure not many people would say no to being spoiled for a day. Especially if it’s by you. 

So you know, it’s been 3 years and I figured, well I mean the place is gotta change like a little, right? Right? I mean, it would be depressing if being in your 20s wasn’t the Depression Overlord anyway.

So you’re telling me this place sucked even worse before? Great.

A new year is a great time for change isn’t it? Especially a new decade. So this leads me to wonder what changes can be made to make Gradian even better. And who better to ask than the lovely people who live here? So tell me, what would you all like to see? From businesses, to buildings, to events, anything. 

Darling, you know it’ll take a long time before this place revives itself and is decent. Though an event does sound like fun and could get peoples spirits up. What did you have floating around in that pretty head of yours?

Why do people in horror films try to fight the person who kidnapped them? See, the key is to befriend them and build trust so they end up liking you and don’t rip your guts out one by one. And then, at that point, they don’t even want to hurt you anymore. Problem solved, case closed.

This was just so sad to hear.... Is this really what you invest your time and thoughts in?

Special happening at the bar tonight. Looking forward to making cosmos all night…

You can count me in!

@heidixlynn Don’t you think it’s a bit early to have our child around strange men? 

she enjoyed it when he gave mommy a good ass slushie. i think we both like him.