The Last Great Adventure is You.

The fact that I’m ironing napkins because I’m throwing a Christmas dinner to get my crush to come over but he’s not looking for a wife so I’m trying to downplay my perfectionism and I’m ironing them sloppily so they don’t look ironed is????

I know I used to be very particular about like… reckless driving and drinking a bit and then still driving but like, I put the beemer in sport mode this morning on the newly resurfaced but of rock creek parkway and some of the stuff that used to make me go big yikes I kind of get it 😬

One thing no one warns you about is how D.C. boys running along the Georgetown seafront can’t afford the tops at lululemon only these tiny shorts

There’s like a lot of things I don’t know how I feel about but I was driving to work the other day down route 1 (I think?) in the rain and there was no one on the road except for a company car on either side of mine as well as another one that pulled up behind me at a red light and it was just so ??? vibey