Okay, but Greta was so fucking stupid for killing Brahms. Like, he killed for her, he begged her to stay, I would've IMMEDIATELY FOLDED as soon as he said he'd be a good boy. Like, he's literally a grizzly bear, he's probs like 6'0"+ oh my god, like, dude he's actually so fucking strong, bad example but it's so hard to lift someone up off the bound and pin them to the wall with just two hands like, bro-

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

This is how I feel making my brahms fan blog all the way in 2025. When the party began back around 2019-2020. Lol

watched the boy and I'm absolutely baffled as to how this woman saw this tall, masked, cardigan wearing british man kill her abusive bf, say stuff like "ill be good" and bend to her will, but STILL kill him instead of going freaky mode and breaking all the headboards tables etc in that beautiful house. 0/10 why did he have like 5 mins of screentime greta is STUPID

Seriously, I'm ready to sell my soul to the devil for this, haha.

They seriously gave Brahms enough childlike innocence to make him cute and obedient enough manish charm and chest hair to make him hot made him BEG as if that wouldn't sexually confuse us made him bratty enough to keep him interesting and enough of a perv to know he Fucks™ and like???? The director got mad we fell in love with him???? I'm only human

Okay I’m reviewing “The Boy” and I think Brahms actually is a smart guy. Like, he has 3 hours of lessons every day and the nanny has to read loudly. So, our boi is grown and smart man. it just dawned on me lmao