ack

Let's pretend I didn't die for like a year JDKSJDJ

let's dive back in!!

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The group is back and still fucking insane. /pos

they found insane in events, try to one up each other with minigames, the usual

+a new friend who joins in sometimes to either just watch or join in the fun!

Let's give some love to (some of) the characters I haven't written abt, shall we?

Alhaitham

Diluc has a new person to suffer with

"He could park that big Mac truck right in this li-" "shut"

Diluc and Alhaitham would be used a lot in the same team!

Diluc, watching them simp over Alhaitham: first time?

Tighnari & Cyno

They fucking adore these mfs ngl

Because at least 2 of them could fit Cyno or Tighnari interchangeablely

"Where do bees keep their documents?" "... Bees don't have docume-" "In the arc-hives" "SHUT U-"

Cyno would love learning new jokes and explaining them to Tighnari

And Tighnari would be fond of everyone's sass

Goofy little guys for sure

Wanderer

"REDEMPTION ARC FR!!"

Very happy he's finally playable, but one character is a bit salty they couldn't have his og design be at least optional

They would have so much fun goofing around with his skill and he would be amused asf

"It's over, Romeo! I have the high ground!!" "GET UR ASS DOWN HERE WE HAVE A FLOWER TO FIGHT"

Dehya

"Mommy? Sorry- mommy? Sorry-"

At least one of them whaled for her

"was it even worth it-" "FUCK YOU SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!"

Taking Dehya to the desert to get her ascension materials <33

She'd probably worry if they don't care for themselves enough, maybe do less or more dmg to encourage those guys to take a break?

Extras!!

Using Wanderer, Keqing, Zhongli, and Venti to visit higher areas

During Childe boss fight, they move the fight to where all the mora is and Childe is very confused

New skins... But no money......

Full archon team!! The archon appreciate the extra time to talk amongst themselves

New bosses, new chaos

"GOD DAMN IT WHY DIDN'T ANYONE PICK A HYDRO CHAR" "we don't have any good ones!" "and you decide to use PYRO AGAINST PYRO?!"

Scaramouche boss fight is fun

"How dare you? Have you no dignity?" "We don't do shit with dignity!"

"Do you.. Wanna rephrase tha-" "I know what I said >:("

Warnings: swearing

aye liyue time

Characters: Zhongli, Xingqui, Hu Tao, Chongyun

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Zhongli

short answer: old man 🫵

as usual, he always has the best stories

like audible who??

don’t bring him to any stores tho

you will lose so much money

as for some wholesome prompts, he’d maybe go volunteer at a library after learning basic stuff

you wont see him for a while once u get him a library card

“jesus christ zhongli where tf have you been” “Apologies, dear. I was simply at the library.” “FOR 2 DAYS???”

imagine you walk in and find him reading to all the kiddos wAAA

best old man 👌 95/10 would roll again

-5 points due to high money consumption :’)

Xingqui

same as zhongli, but he’s got his own wallet thank you very much

will probably trick Chongyun with the Chinese finger trap

or that one trick where you make someone put their hands flat on the table, put a cup of water on each, and then leave

“Chongyun, you good?” “*softly shaking his hands and on the verge of sobbing* n o”

if it was a situation where it would take a while for them to get home, Xingqui would probs work at the library for a short while

he’d be absolutely amazed by all the stories that are accessible nowadays

on that note

AO3.

keep him away from it for his own sake.

Hu Tao

she can and will send someone a glitter bomb oh my gOD

keep her away from any prank related channels

otherwise, she’d be surprised at how a lot of ppl have her humor

“does it count as drinking alone if you’re pregnant?” “I mean, it will be if you keep drinking” “.. jesus christ”

meanwhile hu tao in the bg 🧍‍♀️

also mY GIRL WOULD THRIVE DURING HALLOWEEN

I’ve never seen any mentions of a halloween themed event it genshin, so lets assume they just dont celebrate it

bestie would be running around so much

looking at all the spooky stuff

she’s probably going to try bringing some halloween traditions into teyvat ngl

Chongyun

Oh my sweet baby boy

he would be the target of so many pranks

also ALL THE ICE POPS FOR HIM

if you play horror games with ghosts in them, he’d sit next to you and watch lol

maybe take some notes on different ghosts? just because

you all take turns making sure he doesn’t overwork himself

“Ah, my grace! How may I-” “Chongyun it’s 2:17 am.” “lets just tie him onto the bed actually 🧍” “I second that”

pat pat

Warning: swear words, two trucks by lemon demon is mentioned

Reverse isekai time yall!!!!

Characters: Fischl, Bennett, Noelle

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to be honest, you’re a lot less surprised than you were expecting

‘characters from your favorite franchise pop out of the game/show/movie and into the real world, hijinks ensue’…

.. you feel like you’ve read this before

your friends? unsurprisingly not as chill as you

“SOMEONE SLAP ME I MUST BE DREAMING” “gladly—” “____ don’t.”

Fischl

depending on who’s the most into roleplay or dnd, they’d be the closest to Fischl

ya’ll this girl would absolutely love larping and cosplay

I imagine she’d first find out about it when you and your friends get ready for a cosplay and dnd convention (which I plan on writing properly)

“Oh great creators, I request thou may give thy Prinzessin more of this bubble te- Uhm.. am I interrupting something?”

they’d, of course, bring her along and tell her alllll about it

and lemme tell you, first day of the con, she’s already hooked

and within days, lo and behold! she becomes a regular cosplayer and the resident tumblr girl

you might wanna save up a bit more for tickets

Bennett

right off the bat, you hear a plate break in the kitchen

most of you rush to see what happened

aaand Bennett is frantically trying to sweep all of it out of the way while apologizing

ofc, you can’t be m a d at him

so u just help him bring the bowls to Noelle so she can make her pancakes :D

he’d be a bit bummed out bcuz of the lack of adventuring areas

I imagine he’d like korean bbq tho

whether you decide you all go out to eat, or you decide to make the food at home, he’d absolutely love how easy it was to cook it himself!

even with a few burns here or there, he’d still rate it at least 8/10

don’t give him any soy sauces with chilis tho

his absolute favorite thing though? online rpgs ofc

adventuring entirely other worlds??? without any hurt????? sign this precious boy up!

all in moderation ofc, he still loves exploring irl

I imagine he’d think of it as a break from the hurt

he always runs out of stamina tho :(

Noelle

SWEET BABY NOELLE—

she would try to do everything for you

laundry, cooking, cleaning, you name it

“as a token of gratitude for letting them stay” she’d say

she’d be amazed by the washing machine, lets be honest (aren’t we all to an extent??)

I feel like she’d always cook breakfast and some snacks, but that’s about it

anything else and she’d give ya’ll food poisoning /lh

but like, make sure to let her rest every once in a while, y’know?

bby needs her R&R

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Tags

the contestants are “SAGAU: 4 More or Less” “SAGAU: The more the merrier!” “SAGAU: Benny’s Adventure Team”

Warnings: a lot of swearing

I had fun writing the last one and ya’ll seemed to like it so part 2 baby lets gooooo

take a shot every time you see the word “imagine” “they’d” and “also”

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the moment the gang finally realizes the game was self aware was during a usual saturday session, music and all that

they were talking abt random stuff when suddenly

“Where is that music coming from??”

the group stops talking for a second like ???

“.. haha veeery funny ____, I can recognize your venti impression from a mile away” “ I’m pretty sure ____ said they were getting a sandwich like 2 mins ago” “a”

after a bit of freaking tf out they decided to try and talk with the characters

unfortunately (or fortunately), this doesn’t stop a couple of them from simping

like after every sentence that comes out of zhongli’s mouth, that one mf would always be like “hehe free asmr go brrrrr”

this also means a lot more annoying Childe

“ *sonic voice* UR TOO SLOWWWWW” “hehe zhongli ult go ☄️” “yall go behind childe during the whale atk, his blind ass can’t hit us from there”

needless to say, Childe would be giving a teensy bit more dmg compared to their first fight with the traveler

I imagine it’d be nice to have a bit more interaction with their faves other than the voice lines :’)

speaking of, they’d also have group wishing sessions where they gather all their primos and wish together so they can somehow combine their luck

“WOOO AYAKAAAAAA MY BABYYYYYYYY” “FUCK i got another diona >:( ” “have you tried getting good”

ayato and ayaka getting all the hugs I can tell you that much

some characters like Thoma would be confused why they would be so excited to see him

“FUCK YEA MY BBY THOMA CAME HOMEEE” “oh COME ON. c6 diona >:( ” “L” “____ I will find you and turn you into a fish”

I imagine they’ll also try to teach the chars about their devices, but they’re very bad at explaining

“Where’s that music coming from? I don’t see anyone around??” “oh! it’s pre-recorded music. so we can listen to it whenever” stuff like that

and oh archons don’t get me started on meme and vine references

“it is so bad, i want to give you a zero. but that’s not possible. so i give you, a one.” “SHUSH i didnt realize we were fighting the pyro flower” “BUT YOU HAD THE BALLS TO CHOOSE AMBER??” “TO BE FAIR I ONLY HEARD THAT WE WERE FIGHTING A FLOWER”

And at the end of each session, they’ll likely spend their time in the teapot to chill

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Warning: swear words, two trucks by lemon demon is mentioned

this is just me dipping my toes into this sort of thing lol. I just wanted to get some thoughts out and I thought some of them were entertaining enough to be put out there.

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like imagine it’s mostly a normal sagau but after a while they get like 4 gods/goddesses

the characters would probably be able to see their player via a screen, only for them to suddenly be talking to 3 other voices without anyone being in the room w them??

Chongyun or Hu Tao would probably think there’s ghosts in their apartment

eventually they grasp the concept of discord calls

the group would probs help each other out with commissions, but more often than not would rather fuck around and fight different bosses

the characters would be terrified of the constant deaths, but since I don’t like angst, it would be lightened a bit due to how fucking chaotic the friendgroup would be

oceanid would be when they’re the loudest

“lol imagine dying to a crab” “OH IM SORRY MISTER/MISS ‘LEAVE IT TO ME’, NOT EVERYONE HAS A LVL 87 NOELLE JUST SITTING IN THEIR CHARACTER ARCHIVE” “NOELLE IS BEST GIRL AND YOU KNOW IT”

As for the characters, it depends on what’s happening/who’s on the team (ima be focusing on like my most recent chars)

Bennet, Fischl, and the other kids would most likely learn gen z slang from them

“I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, descend upo— Oh, traveler, it’s been a minute.”

then they all turn around like ???

Zhongli would be confused but will try to use the slang occasionally (much to the players’ dismay)

“If you'd like to see Liyue's tourist spots, I have a few references that ‘hit different’.”

meanwhile the players are just sobbing in the corner like ??????????????

alternatively, there would be times where the players would just,,,, walk around

maybe just chill in a random area with music in the bg and talk

I’d like to think they’d take turns playing music, and their music tastes would vary to an insane degree

So all of teyvat would be vibing to The Oh Hellos and then all of a sudden Two Trucks is playing

“wait what song is thi—” “TWO TRUCKS HAVING S-” “NOT THIS AGAIN” “LMAOSIDJSKKD”

Overall, they’d just be some chaotic peeps doing stupid shit together and beating up childe for fun <33