He Don't Got Game

Check out my new postcard!

He's got a bigger package than me!

A little post Halloween joy!

Getting ready for a video game weekend marathon!! I know I should be out picking up the ladies but I've got gaming on me mind.

Battlefield 4 Gameplay walk-thru!  Orlando's a video game genius!

If you're into #art--check out this brilliant artistic performance #laartwalk http://bit.ly/ofartwalk  #LA #laartwalk2013 #DTLA

Wrecking Ball Parody entitled Wrecking Playground featuring Orlando Florida on lead vocals!

The release of Apple's new iOS 7 now offers a host of new features that can making dating through your iPhone more easier and customizable! Watch my review now and find out my favorite new hidden features in iOS 7!

Orlando tries to pick up the ladies in Santa Monica.  The Pick up Lines Don't Work!!

Interacting with these two sweethearts I just met at the Santa Monica Pier!

#1 ball #hedontgotgame

Orlando gets religious and atones for his sins

Learn how to pickup women in the hot tub.

Me and my best friend posing in front of the camera. He really is my mentor for picking up chicks. #Buddies4life

I’ve just been reading up on playing with a girls clitoris and it’s quite fascinating. Even though, I’ve never had the privilege of completing this task, I feel that I will be well adept at the professional nature of doing this duty when the appropriate opportunity arrives. My name is Orlando and you can call me Orlando. I have a best buddy who’s black, I’m not racist—he prefers to be black over African American. He’s my man, well not that he’s my man as in boyfriend, I mean he’s my man meaning he’s my cool best friend. He likes to put me in a headlock and give me noogies and Indian burns. I know that it’s his way of showing me that I’m cool. I'm a user experience researcher and market research expert focused specifically on tech based ventures entering into the Chinese market.  This job makes me good with woman, well not really, but I like to think it does. I studied computer science and engineering and even though I’ve got 2 masters degrees, I still haven’t done the dirty deed, or as I like to call it, the penile extractor into the vagina. I’m off to Santa Monica this week to pick up ladies, a.k.a chicks, so wish me luck. I’ll report back to see how much success I’ve had—I hope to have sex but my probability potential is about 3%.

Getting my game face on! Ladies... where y'all at?!