Waterparks, Firefields, what's the difference?

thinking about this guy in knew in college who had to get eye surgery and he was bummed about it for a number of reasons but mostly bc he was a big reader and he wouldn’t be able to read for a while so his roommates all recorded themselves reading his favorite book and gave it to him for his birthday and just like.... that’s love y’all

he gets it 

Local Dumbasss Knew What They Were Getting Themselves Into and Did It Anyways

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

do not think of me as a person, i’m a mere vessel created to love my chemical romance

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

Can some old man with bad dick game but a lot of money date me

awsten quick question what the fuck

I just CANT shut up baby!!!!!!! I’m absolutely FULL of STUPID and simply MUST share it with the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

it’s just me and my four hundred unread books against the world i guess