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Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

GIRL, you can brag all you want about your boy toy, but lemme tell you.

My boyfriend is cuter than yours. OH YEAH, he’s cuter. He smells GREAT. And he’s smart. He’s soooo smart. He wears glasses, you know the things that go over your eyes to help you see? Yeah, he wears those.

But he’s soooo smart! He’s a journalism major. YEAH. Smart.

He also smells great. Like an Abercrombie store. With models. With abs. Except he doesn’t have abs. No he has brains.

Also his cock is the BIGGEST I’ve ever seen on a guy! And I’ve seen a lot of dick. He can be a dick, but his size makes up for it. 

BUT OHHH HE IS SMART AND big dick.

“I WAS NEVER OK!”