instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

some big guys down there. Huge. they don't know about the economy

i was like “i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho” and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury’s eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.

the earth’s eyes are drawn in a different place every rotation

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

And pockets

Who stole Women's pockets, you need those

honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?

oh so temperature play is fun when it’s hot wax but god forbid I try to save us some money

cuddling would be cool right now

why does needing and god forbid wanting feel so incredibly embarassing

idk who needs to hear this but your body is loveable 

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not