The Gun Slinging Girl From The West

"Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"

"So you're a liar and a thief."

"So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"

"Can I touch your boob?"

"Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"

"So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."

"You smell like butt."

"Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."

"You either owe me a hundred cookies or a really expensive bottle of vodka—your choice."

"What the hell did you just say about my favorite band?"

"Please never call me by my full name ever again."

"Do you prefer to read or watch your porn?"

"I think I need to lose ten pounds."

"Who do you love more, me or your mom?"

"Tell me the dirtiest joke you can think of."

"Were you aware that there is ice cream?"

"That was worth seven thousand dollars and you think 'I'm sorry' is going to make us even?"

"It's not that you're wrong, exactly, you're just extremely not right."

"You shouldn't be trusted with small children, should you?"

"Give me cake or give me death."

"I'm starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was."

"Are you actually wearing my underwear right now?"

"I want candy."

"On a scale from, 'I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying' to 'I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst' how much of an adult are you?"

“Neato!” Fidget gaped in awe. “Real magic!!”

Digit extended his legs so that he could better look at Happy in her palm. He poked the little blue furball curiously.

As the robot boy poked Happy, he jumped up, his wings appearing. He ran back to Natsu.

Dr. C looked at them incredulously.

“You’re really telling your daughter that she’s allowed to kill people when she’s older?” he asked in appalled disbelief. â€œIf you ask me, that doesn’t seem like  sound parenting.”

“Huh? We’d never tell her to kill people. Assassination jobs are illegal. Magic shots aren’t lethal,” Bisca replied, offended. 

“Really?” She asked, raising an eyebrow. “You gotta know at least one thing about where it might be.”

"You don't remember me, but I remember you."

"And in the end, I guess I had to fall."

"So, I don't know what's real and what's not!"

"I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone."

"Hello, hello, remember me?"

"Call my name and save me from the dark."

"Must be exhausting to lose your own game."

"Here in the darkness, I know myself."

"I can't go on living this way, and I can't go back the way I came."

"You don't have to lay your life down."

"Save me from the nothing I've become."

"I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you."

"Don't want your hand this time, I'll save myself!"

"You never call me when you're sober."

"Come to bed, don't make me sleep alone."

"There's just too much that time cannot erase."

"I have to be with you to live, to breathe."

"Still can't find what keeps me here."

"Have you forgotten all I know and all we had?"

"I'm so tired of being here, suppressed by all my childish fears."

"Wanna see you try to take a swing at me."

"I've been believing in something so distant, as if I was human."

"Why are you trying to make fun of me?"

"Now that I know what I'm without, you can't just leave me!"

"You believed in me, but I'm broken."

"I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming."

"One day we won't feel this pain anymore."

"I wish that you would just leave!"

"All of my hate cannot be bound."

"I've been sleeping a thousand years, it seems."

"I'm just as scared as you!"

"But, I didn't mean to hurt you."

"Your face, it haunts my once pleasant dreams."

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“Morning, Bisca! I hope you and little Asca slept well.”