âI donât like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?âÂ
âOh, I wish I could, but I donât want to.âÂ
âNot knowing when to shut up? Yep, thatâs my thing.âÂ
âIâm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?âÂ
âIs that what a dinosaur would do?âÂ
âDamn all the jellyfish!âÂ
âIt tastes like feet!âÂ
âDid I just say that out loud?âÂ
âI hope itâs still funny when youâre in hell.âÂ
âThatâs a great story. Tell it while youâre getting me some iced tea.âÂ
âI just shouldnât be allowed to make decisions anymore.âÂ
âDonât we need to do some kind of preparation first? Like get really drunk?âÂ
âOh man. In my next life, Iâm coming back as a toilet brush.âÂ
âBagels and donuts. Round food for every mood.âÂ
âCongratulations. Thatâs quite a waste of time.âÂ
âIf Iâm going down, Iâm taking everybody with me.âÂ
âItâs so exhausting, waiting for death.âÂ
âI went to the zoo yesterday. Now Iâm a koala bear.âÂ
âWhat would you give up, sex or food?âÂ
âOh, sorry. Did I get you?âÂ
âSo why donât you be a grown up and come watch tv in the fort?âÂ
âYou hung up on the pizza place? I donât hang up on *your* friends.âÂ
âDo you have a bobby pin?âÂ
âOh my eyes! MY EYES!âÂ
âBeing alone sucks.âÂ
âWow! You look⌠stop-eating hot. Which is, like, the *highest* level of hotness.â
âIâll give you one dollar.â