How to be a heartbreaker

We are creating a giant master-list for every TMI roleplayer.

"Do you mean the person or the name?"

"Yuh-huh."

"I wasn't going to make you wear them, don't look so scared." 

We’ve been here before, haven’t we? Last time you were starving, I gave you my blood. It was a little homoerotic, maybe, but I’m secure in my sexuality.

"Than I definitely don’t.”

"Oh, really?" 

"Vaguely."

"You should, it's one of the shoes you wore to Magnus' party." 

Which one of us is the shark, Simon? Which one of us is the shark?!

Just because you’re a Shadowhunter and I’m a vampire doesn’t mean we can never happen. Our love is forbidden like the love of a shark and a—and a shark hunter. But that’s what makes it special.

Send in a ❝❞ ...

The original post was missing so I just went and found a bunch of sentences and posted them under the cut because of reasons.