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He was having a hard time getting through this floor.
He groaned once more when he opened the door to find that he was back to where he started. This maze of a place was hard to go through, and he was having an even harder time focusing because he paid too much attention to the sounds coming from each door, hoping that maybe he had found the right room at last.
He didnât even realize that he wasnât following all the instructions on the ticket. He was too⌠distracted.
Sigh.
â ~ "Back to square one."
The labyrinth of rooms - leading round and round for ages - had served as both a point of fascination and frustration. It provided as many hours of entertainment as it had time spent wandering lost within the never-ending chambers of trick doors and false routes.
Though he'd memorized the proper route, Axel had made a point of deliberately choosing the wrong doors - sometimes taking hours to accomplish what should have been a relatively simple excursion. But as annoying as it could be, Axel saw only the advantage of knowing the place as well as anyone could possibly know it.
(If his intentions to use this knowledge were somewhat questionable - well, when were they not?)
However, for all of the exploring he has done, there was one thing that Axel had yet to encounter in the maze. He stopped, dead, eyes wide and mouth suddenly dry.
"Roxas?"
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Uta was confined within an amusement park of all places. The lack of control over his situation was bothersome, like an itch that wouldnât go away no matter how many times scratched but for now he would have to make do. On the bright side, it might be fun seeing everyone struggle to escape; othersâ misfortunes never ceased to be entertaining.
Everyone was provided rooms within the hotel but no say in who they would be sleeping a mere few feet from. Some of the arrangements would work out fine, but what about those that had been paired with say, someone that took pleasure in devouring humans? Luckily, Uta had good self control when he saw fit to use it and so far the male he had been paired with seemed worthy enough of refraining from nibbling on. He didnât appear overly energetic at least and that was all Uta could hope for considering the circumstances. Talkative people could be tiresome after awhileâŚ
He allowed his new roommate to take the paper with the instructions on how to get to where they would be staying, content just to observe for the time being and see what details he could pick up on along the way. He had always had a knack for noticing what others usually overlooked, or might notice if only they closed their mouths for a few seconds.
 "Ready for our little adventure?" Uta questioned, the barest hint of amusement in his voice.
Axel is still largely undecided on whether or not this place is meant to be some bizarre form of afterlife or something of a second chance. He's quite sure that Nobodies are not meant to have either.
But Axel has always been a rapacious sort - not entirely unlike a rat. He grabs, greedily, at the mere pittances and scraps thrown his way, gaping jaws locked tight upon life's jugular. When your very existence is an abomination, you make the most of what little you get. And Axel, contrary to history might suggest, is a survivor.
This is one gift horse whose mouth he intends not to examine.
He examines his new roommate (cellmate, his mind whispers) with a steady eye, his face and posture doing little to belie emotions that simply do not exist. He recognizes Uta, as one predator to another, and Axel's lips curl up as he ducks his head to read the instructions outlined on the paper.
There's certainly more to his new associate than meets the eye and Axel intends to get to the bottom of it - sooner rather than later.
(He didn't die just to go through it all again.)
So his fist curls into a ball, crumpling the instructions along the way, which he tosses over his shoulder with haphazard care. The grin upon his face has never boded well for anyone, which is only further enforced when he speaks - tone lilting and exaggerated for dramatic effect. "We could follow the rules like good little boys, but something tells me you're not exactly opposed to toeing the line a little bit."
"So let's see what's behind door number one." He gestures to one of the doors at random, eyebrows quirked in what is clearly meant to be a challenge.
[ text ] Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a âshady motherfucker.â Canât argue with that one.
to: utafrom: axel
[txt]: its probably all of ur tattoos[txt]: consider this: a mom tattoo[txt]: it lets ppl know that ur hard exterior is just a front for ur soft inside[txt]: but also when some1 calls u a motherfucker u can point at it and say "best i ever had"

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[ text ] all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
to: sorafrom: axel
[txt]: r u sure i didnt try to climb into riku and make the same joke
[ text ] you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
to: kidofrom: axel
[txt]: honestly that should be a punishable crime so i should probably be awarded for a citizen's arrest
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[ text ] I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs. [ text ] Ah, but I donât wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday. [ text ] I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyoneâs foreheads so they kicked me out [ text ] This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. Itâs now a love polygon and I want out [ text ] You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls. [ text ] Thereâs so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now [ text ] Just told myself the phrase âYouâre not THAT singleâ while dressing myself [ text ] who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss [ text ] so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning [ text ] you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911 [ text ] all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed [ text ] not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didnât use stairs [ text ] I wonder if wearing only a tiara counts as being clothed. [ text ] Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a âshady motherfucker.â Canât argue with that one. [ text ] thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated. [ text ] I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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Winding turns arenât always her first choice - but it seems like a better option than the labyrinth not too far away. A haunted hay ride is introduced to the blonde by a wooden stand on its last leg, faded in time as its red and black paints seem to mesh together. Forced to lean in to get a closer look at the tiny, green sticker at the bottom right, she squints for a moment. Partially unsurprised at the distinct, bulging toes, the patch reads:Â nominated by troll foot, and she turns in a surge of confusion.Â
Miraculously enough, sheâs met with a not at all foreign figure, and the blonde blinks rapidly - couldnât this be a trick? "AxelâŚ? Are you really here?"
He wanders - aimless and careless - skirts around the edges of the castle piercing upon the skyline (the memory of what happened last time he entered one still fresh upon his mind like an open wound), laughs at the crude anamatronics performing shows on the hour , and eventually finds himself, for a better word -Â lost. He pulls his hood up around his face as the shadows grow longer and something that might be unease settles itself where his heart ought to be.
He almost doesn't notice her at first. There's something creeping at the corners of his vision - shifting, turbulent - and he might have very well run her over if not for the voice, sudden and clear (familiar).
"Xion?"Â His voice is heavy with disbelief.

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Well, this certainly isnât who Kairi had been expecting to meet. After all, hadnât heâ no, itâs best not to go there. Not when theyâre in a place that seems so happy, despite not being able to leave.
"Itâs you," she finally says, even though she doesnât have to. The expression on her face shows enough of her realization. Instead of letting that stick around, however, she soon leans towards him (although it doesnât do much goodâ heâs just too tall) then settles back on her heels, her previous unsure look fading away completely as her lips pull up into a smile.
"You," she repeats. âI remember something. Sora told meâ he told me you said sorry.â Kairi isnât one to hold grudges, which probably seems obvious by her general disposition, but she holds up a finger anyway, closing one eye to give him a halfassed wink. âIâm not sure if I can forgive you yet, though. Not unless you give up some of your time to explore with me. You knowâ itâs like a special reunion after all of⌠that.â
Sheâs only kiddingâ sheâll forgive him regardless. Still, if she can, Kairi doesnât mind letting some of her light hearted humor slip into the situation
"It's me." He repeats, two fingers crooked into a lackluster salute. "As I live and breathe." It's clear that dying has not made him lose his fondness for either drama or satire.
It's rather hard to be upset about it when he lacks the necessary equipment.
(Then again, he's always been a special case.)
He rolls one shoulder in a shrug, eyes her out of the corner of his eye and asks, "Who says I want to be forgiven?" He taps a hand to his chest. "No heart, remember?"
He eyes her, expression stern, but as the moments creep longer his lips begin to curl upwards in a grin - looser, this time, less predatory. "I guess, after everything, I do owe you a bit." His tone sounds put upon, but there's a certain softness at the edge of his eye that might almost be fond on anyone else. "Have you tried the ice cream here? It's pretty good."
"Hey, you. You look just as lost as I am. You know what that means? We should be lost together! Câmon. We can even go find something to eatâŚ" By the looks of things, she isnât going to let this person go easily. "Itâll be an adventure!"
He turns, his lips already twisting into a retort that promises to be equal parts rude and whimsical, when his eyes brighten with a spark of familiarity. "Hello." A grin blooms across his face, lazy. "Long time no see," his eyes look her over, once, and he tacks on as a sarcastic afterthought, "Princess."
(you were supposed to have a next life)