I can't let you do that.

HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE D.K CREW

level 31 and it just knows dig

what am i supposed to do with this

"homo festival"

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

(( Happy birthday, HAL. ))

i just really love dirk’s creations so much its probably unhealthy.

TT: None the less, Merry Christmas.

LS: And a Merry Christmas to you, too, dude.

TT: So what's holiday cheer has happened to you?

TT: Though I wouldn’t recommend tackling everyone you first met, some people wouldn’t take that laying down.

:33 < I will have tackled them, and they will then be on the ground!

TT: I walked right into that one, didn't I?

To go on a mission that’s doomed to fail and kill off all the others on the vessel to save your own hide.

WELL GOOD THING IT IS NOT THAT THEN!

Good thing indeed. Anyway, I don't believe I caught your name.

There are worse reasons.

LIKE WHAT? BE SPECIFIC.

To go on a mission that's doomed to fail and kill off all the others on the vessel to save your own hide.

Science.

SCIENCE? REALLY?

There are worse reasons.

TT: Who are you and why exactly did you tackle me?

:33 < i also like to play around a lot and roleplay, which is why i fake tackled you <3

TT: Though I wouldn't recommend tackling everyone you first met, some people wouldn't take that laying down.