CATCH-22

That’s the problem with Graves. He never knows when to let go. He says things that stick under your skin and rot there quietly until you can’t tell if it’s guilt or affection that’s eating you alive.

Sometime when my cat isn’t looking I’ll speed my way up the stairs on all fours so I can scare him

Why is trust so difficult? You trust your mother and father when you’re born. Why do you trust them? Why don’t you trust me?

Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.

the blood is slick against your temple and you're drooling through your teeth. rust. bullet. safe. lover. click,

Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.

When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don't see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.

Why would you want to leave me? Would you get up halfway through surgery, unstitched, loose organs leaking like whipped toddlers, and abandon your surgeon? You would die screaming, and its all you would deserve. Can't you see I love you?

Sometimes I wonder if there's a special place in hell reserved for men like me, men who are supposed to protect and serve but end up being nothin' more than monsters in uniform.