Meh

Everybody leaves.. EVERYBODY ALWAYS FUCKING LEAVES!!!!

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

She can’t afford it

I can’t afford it

you can’t heal in the same environment that made you sick.

living with abusive parents be like: *gets criticized for appearance* *gets called out for something everyone else does without punishment* *gets shamed for not knowing information you were never told* *gets punished for someone else’s bad mood* *why can’t you be more like xyz?* *you’re always like this* *gets left out of any positive family events* *gets chased away from dinner with insults* *gets criticized for spending too much time alone in your room* *gets shamed for not keeping up appearances* *gets blamed for stuff you had nothing to do with*

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

50 First Doses