turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

Based

Of all possible outcomes, I was not fucking expecting that

oh.

That is so much better than a brick gun.

@pseudodesigner dear, I love you with all my heart, but never disrespect the Brick Gun again.

Do you ever get a wave of nostalgia for a hyperfixation that’s never coming back with the same sort of melancholy with which you mourn a lost childhood friend

Like “you consumed my every waking moment for six entire months, and now I haven’t thought about you in years…I miss that passion”

the nature of humanity is that friend groups in public being very loud is obnoxious and annoying and need to be more mindful of others but my friend group in public being loud is joyful and lively and everyone giving us looks is a miserable friendless Grinch that needs to appreciate life

stop being pretentious in the notes and acting like you've never been annoyed by the same behavior u exhibit with your friends <3 nature of humanity is that we're all simultaneously the loud children in the street AND the grumpy annoyed old man who doesn't return footballs

nature of humanity is that we're all big fat hypocrites! thank you

they call me man boy the girl boy girl man

put the pink led lights on bestie we are going to kiss now

the wise man never posts, for he knows that only through lurking can enlightenment be truly reached

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