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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Aw, jeez! Wirtās already on top of him, what a bummer! Wouldnāt it have been cool to have added height to a mini-mountainās summit?! His brother really doesnāt get itā if anything, heās helping the sheep by making the display more magnificent. (He wonāt mention wanting to feel a bit taller this time around.)
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Why wouldnāt there be a festival about rocks, honestly? Thereās ones about the moon and the sun, and those are both rocks too! So obviously the less universal rocks need love too, down to the tiniest pebble. But oh! Wirtās asking him something! ⦠Whereād he get that stick?
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā Did you know that turtles get their shells decorated by professional mermaid sculptures? They get polished every 5 years!Ā ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā Fish have an entirely different artist unit altogether for their scales. ā Well, thatās one way to distract him.
Ā Ā Ā In Wirtās opinion, no, no it would not have been cool. Greg is the one who doesnāt get it! He canāt just go around and mess with decorations that the sheep apparently put up despite not having fingers! Er, how did they do that, anyway? ... No. No, heās not going to debate the logistics of how sheep can stack rocks. Oh my gosh.
Ā Ā Ā As long as Gregās happy with the event, Wirt canāt bring himself to be annoyed for too long. Itās not everyday thereās a festival practically catered to your little half-brother! ... Whereād he get that stick?
Ā Ā Ā āUh.ā He really should correct Greg, but he doesnāt have it in him to refute a Rock Factā¢.Ā āNo, I didnāt know that, Greg. Tell me more about the artists that decorate fish scales.ā Thank the heavens for his brotherās short attention span.












