♠ SPADES ♠

This does not concern you.

(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)

…Son of a fucking bitch.

Are you mocking me? What are you kicking your feet and smiling about?

And what am I smiling and kicking my feet over? Just yooouuu. How pretty and handsome you are and about how much I love you.

(God, that sounded so stupid to say. Still, there are worse things that could be said.)

Also you are standing on two feet so you are standing pretty well for my blatant flustering.

What are you gonna do about my bad pun? Stab me? I’m your biggest fan and highkey your boyfriend so it would be just plain rude if you did that.

Tell me, then. Tell me why I should not kill you right here and be rid of your annoyance?

Walking up to him, grabbing the sides of his face and then just covering him in kisses.

(There’s no longer any anger in his voice. Just… uncertainty. And confusion.)

However, that will have to be in exchange for something. Something that will benefit me.

And what would that be?

This does not concern you.

(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)

…Son of a fucking bitch.

Are you mocking me? What are you kicking your feet and smiling about?

And what am I smiling and kicking my feet over? Just yooouuu. How pretty and handsome you are and about how much I love you.

(God, that sounded so stupid to say. Still, there are worse things that could be said.)

Also you are standing on two feet so you are standing pretty well for my blatant flustering.

What are you gonna do about my bad pun? Stab me? I’m your biggest fan and highkey your boyfriend so it would be just plain rude if you did that.

Tell me, then. Tell me why I should not kill you right here and be rid of your annoyance?

Walking up to him, grabbing the sides of his face and then just covering him in kisses.

(There’s no longer any anger in his voice. Just… uncertainty. And confusion.)

This does not concern you.

(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)

…Son of a fucking bitch.

Are you mocking me? What are you kicking your feet and smiling about?

And what am I smiling and kicking my feet over? Just yooouuu. How pretty and handsome you are and about how much I love you.

(God, that sounded so stupid to say. Still, there are worse things that could be said.)

Also you are standing on two feet so you are standing pretty well for my blatant flustering.

What are you gonna do about my bad pun? Stab me? I’m your biggest fan and highkey your boyfriend so it would be just plain rude if you did that.

Tell me, then. Tell me why I should not kill you right here and be rid of your annoyance?

Walking up to him, grabbing the sides of his face and then just covering him in kisses.

This does not concern you.

(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)

…Son of a fucking bitch.

Are you mocking me? What are you kicking your feet and smiling about?

And what am I smiling and kicking my feet over? Just yooouuu. How pretty and handsome you are and about how much I love you.

(God, that sounded so stupid to say. Still, there are worse things that could be said.)

Also you are standing on two feet so you are standing pretty well for my blatant flustering.

What are you gonna do about my bad pun? Stab me? I’m your biggest fan and highkey your boyfriend so it would be just plain rude if you did that.

This does not concern you.

(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)

…Son of a fucking bitch.

Are you mocking me? What are you kicking your feet and smiling about?

And what am I smiling and kicking my feet over? Just yooouuu. How pretty and handsome you are and about how much I love you.

(God, that sounded so stupid to say. Still, there are worse things that could be said.)

Also you are standing on two feet so you are standing pretty well for my blatant flustering.

This does not concern you.

(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)

…Son of a fucking bitch.

Are you mocking me? What are you kicking your feet and smiling about?

And what am I smiling and kicking my feet over? Just yooouuu. How pretty and handsome you are and about how much I love you.

This does not concern you.

(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)

…Son of a fucking bitch.

This does not concern you.

(He’s lying - for once in his life, he doesn’t actually have anything to do right now.)

This does not concern you.

what i took away from the first gabriel fight

And it’s Temeluchus, fool.

How…how dare you? Do you know who I am? I am the one who used to torture all those sinners in Hell! To…to demean me, like this…

No, no, no. We are not continuing this. I am not unpacking ANYTHING. In fact, I am going to kill you right now if you do not get out of here.

(Ignore the tinge of pink on his halo…..)

Leave. Now.

Anyway I’ve drawn you with nothing on but heart patterned boxers. Thoughts?

Tell you this. You tell me why you are bothering me like this, and perhaps I will not kill you.

Anyway I like bugging because you have funny reactions to it and because you’re a little cutie patootie lamppost!!! :D

(“This feels….weird. I feel weird.”)

Also I do think you are funny. Little bug to be observed under a magnifying glass.

…But if you wish to observe me in all my glory, you may proceed to do so.

Care to challenge me, creature?

Also look in a mirror buddy. You are a sopping wet bird.

Anything to get you to stop calling me a sopping wet bird.

…You know what, I glossed over you drawing me naked too quickly. Explain yourself, freak.

You said you would do it? To whom?

And it’s Temeluchus, fool.

How…how dare you? Do you know who I am? I am the one who used to torture all those sinners in Hell! To…to demean me, like this…

No, no, no. We are not continuing this. I am not unpacking ANYTHING. In fact, I am going to kill you right now if you do not get out of here.

(Ignore the tinge of pink on his halo…..)

Leave. Now.

Anyway I’ve drawn you with nothing on but heart patterned boxers. Thoughts?

Tell you this. You tell me why you are bothering me like this, and perhaps I will not kill you.

Anyway I like bugging because you have funny reactions to it and because you’re a little cutie patootie lamppost!!! :D

(“This feels….weird. I feel weird.”)

Also I do think you are funny. Little bug to be observed under a magnifying glass.

…But if you wish to observe me in all my glory, you may proceed to do so.

Care to challenge me, creature?

Also look in a mirror buddy. You are a sopping wet bird.

Anything to get you to stop calling me a sopping wet bird.

…You know what, I glossed over you drawing me naked too quickly. Explain yourself, freak.

You said you would do it? To whom?

And it’s Temeluchus, fool.

How…how dare you? Do you know who I am? I am the one who used to torture all those sinners in Hell! To…to demean me, like this…

No, no, no. We are not continuing this. I am not unpacking ANYTHING. In fact, I am going to kill you right now if you do not get out of here.

(Ignore the tinge of pink on his halo…..)

Leave. Now.

Anyway I’ve drawn you with nothing on but heart patterned boxers. Thoughts?

Tell you this. You tell me why you are bothering me like this, and perhaps I will not kill you.

Anyway I like bugging because you have funny reactions to it and because you’re a little cutie patootie lamppost!!! :D

(“This feels….weird. I feel weird.”)

Also I do think you are funny. Little bug to be observed under a magnifying glass.

…But if you wish to observe me in all my glory, you may proceed to do so.

Care to challenge me, creature?

Also look in a mirror buddy. You are a sopping wet bird.

Anything to get you to stop calling me a sopping wet bird.

…You know what, I glossed over you drawing me naked too quickly. Explain yourself, freak.