keep your sadism in check

(dismissively, rolling My eyes) "you only think that 'cause I told you to"

i caught the princess practising resentful blowjob eyes in the bathroom this morning. care to explain?

when you first start transitioning you think 'oh now i have to practice my girl moan' but really you should be learning how to breathe gently and raggedly like a dying animal with its spine snapped its throat torn open breathing and breathing slowly gurgling a dead thing dying

i will win the beetle flipping contest because i am a princess and everyone will bow in awe of my majesty

Remember: "Confessions obtained under torture aren't valid" doesn't include confessions of love ^^

it's crazy how much you can order people around and they will just obey you

i have the divine right of the Princess's Spirit

Hmmph! You thought someone like you could ever hope to defeat me? Very well. I suppose I'll humor you; watch closely what one can do with true majesty. (I hmmph slightly louder and stamp my feet. a host of warrior maids appear, resplendent in full attire. I am promptly ripped to shreds by my maids)

need a guardian angel who protects me from the sin of wasting my sperm anywhere but inside or on her

[flattest girl you've ever met]: "you just want me for my tits"