Rare Craft Beers
In the spirit of our new CRAFT BEER T-SHIRT, we’ve compiled a list of our Top 12 Pretentious Craft Beers. Bonus points if you can tell which one of these we made up! (Hint: It’s all of them.)
Celebate Steampunk’s Pissed Off Porter
Horatio Mantitty’s Oatmeal Cheddarbiscuit Stout
Slobberin’ Moose’s Odious Musk Brown Ale
Boring Todd’s Unremarkable Amber
Room Temperature Brewery’s Pisswater Pilsner
Pale Dale’s Snail Mail Pale Ale
Laughing Monk’s Rogue Mole Hair Weizenbock
Wheaty Pete’s “Will Fuck for Wheat” Hefeweizen
Funky Rasta’s Jerk Chicken & Hemp Oil Rye Ale
Stumptown’s Homicidal Elf Winter Ale
Hoppy Toad Brewer’s Reserve Beard Yeast Bourbon Doppelboch
Maltese Falcon’s Objectively Unpalatable Sour Ale
If you like what you see here, go check out our new CRAFT BEER T-SHIRT at Headline! It’s barrel-aged (or something), with notes of oatmeal and seaweed. Mmmmmmmm!










