my second Guillermo headcanon of the evening is that he's easy fucking pickings for the girl scouts every year. he's very bad at telling people no at the best of times, and it's even harder when it's a gaggle of small children who need the money to go to camp or whatever. every little girl in the de la Cruz family knows that Uncle Memo is the sap to go to, for sure.
easy. mark.
so this time of year, Guillermo is just constantly snacking on girl scout cookies of all kinds. he's just used to it by now. that said, he never lets them deliver them to the house. not ever. not even during the day. they do some creepy drug-deal-esque drop in the local park or something instead.
..............my third Guillermo headcanon of the evening is that if Baby Colin had been a girl scout, his cookie-selling experience would have been the funniest episode they ever did.
