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Disclaimer: Hi! This is my first fic and the first story I have written in more than five years. Iβve been stressed out at work and I thought that maybe this is a good release. Please do comment on my writing for my improvement and if you have requests, Iβll look at them and consider writing more when I find time. Enjoy!
You are a former co-star of Scarlett Johansson in a couple of movies and has hosted SNL a few times for which Colin Jost is a head writer. Youβve hung out with the couple several times and have become good friends with them and they invited you to their big wedding together with their friends at work and family.
You go to the event without a date. Youβve been single for quite a while now and you donβt bring dates to weddings unless youβre going serious with them.
At the reception, you are seated with your close friends in the business. Everyone at the table brought their own dates and part of you felt sad and jealous that you didnβt bring one. Nevertheless, they made you feel comfortable at the table and did not leave you out in conversations. At least not until everyone went out to the dance floor.
While sitting alone at the table, you notice Pete Davidson two tables away, staring at you then turning back to John Mulaney and Bill Hader, as if theyβre talking about you. Youβve been acquainted to them before, having hosted a couple of episodes of Saturday Night Live. You then look at Bill Hader, remembering how funny he was when you worked with them and how you had a big crush on him back then. You felt a special connection with Bill when you hosted during his time on the show, but you just didnβt mind it because he was married during the time and you know there was never a chance that heβd look your way. He was a bit flirty talking to you when you worked together on the sketches, but you just thought that maybe he was like that with every female host he worked with.
When he got divorced and was single for a while, you bumped into him a few times at award shows but you were with someone else. By the time you were actually available, you bump into him at the Golden Globes with a gorgeous lady by his side. He hasnβt passed by your mind ever since and now heβs just there again.You see that he was without a date in this party. You suddenly recalled the news months ago about his recent breakup and a smile formed from your lips, thinking about finally getting a chance with him.
Youβve been looking to his direction and got lost in your thoughts. When you snapped back into reality you realize youβre looking at an empty seat. You see John standing and getting dragged by Anna to the dance floor. Pete also stood up and made his way to the bar. You take a sip from your drink when you feel someone tap your shoulder. You look up and there he was. Bill Hader.
βHey Y/N. May I sit?β he asks, offering you a new drink in his hand. His face shows a hint of nervousness.
βSure, Bill,β you answered, surprised, taking the drink from his hand and pulling the chair beside you so he can sit.
βNo date tonight, huh?β Bill beat you to asking the same question you wanted to ask.
βIβve ran out of my supply of wedding dates,β you joke and a short laugh escape his mouth.Β βI see that you are without one as well.β
βYeah, I donβt really have a supplier of those. Itβs hard enough to work for one you know,β he uses your joke back to you and you both laugh.
You both chat a bit about your work and you asked him about his kids and how you all coped during the pandemic. You both were grateful that it was over and people could finally go back to work and do gatherings like this one. You made sure not to mention his last relationship, even though itβs been several months since the breakup. You laughed at his jokes and youβre glad he also laughed at yours.
The song on the dance floor changed from upbeat to a slow song. He suddenly stands up and offers his hand to you saying,Β βShall we?β You smile and take his hand while standing up and you both make your way to the dance floor. You place your hands on his shoulders while his take your waist. You both sway to the music, looking at each other and smiling. You notice the hint of nervous in his face again. Finally, he speaks up.
βPete Davidsonβs been asking about you, you know?β he says, spoiling your current happy mood.
βIs that why he was looking at me a while ago while he was talking to you and Mulaney?β you ask.
βYeah. Mulaney and I agreed to wingman him tonight.β
βWhy were you the one who approached me? Are you like, scouting for him or something?β
βMulaney asked me to, because he thought we bonded and talked easily back when we met on SNL. Iβm supposed to ask what you think about Pete then give them a signal if itβs okay for him to come here and take over this dance with you.β
You didnβt answer him. But you gave him a confused stare while gathering your thoughts. You were disappointed of the fact that he just approached you to set you up with his friend.
βIβm sorry. I told them it was a bad idea and that Pete should just approach you on his own but they insisted that I do this. Pete told me heβs really shy, I donβt know what was that about.β he looks at you with guilt on his face but you also notice something in his expression that you canβt seem to put a finger on. βSo... What do you think about him?β
βI think heβs an interesting person. But the thing is, heβs not really my type. I think heβs still a kid, you know, not in age because I donβt mind that but yeah.β
βOh,β he then tilts his head to the side and signals a thumbs down behind your back. You stop swaying and turn your body to look at Mulaney and his wife back at the table with Pete. The three of them just wave to both of you, which turned into a thumbs up while they flashed their big smiles. Not exactly the reaction Bill was expecting to see.
βWhat the fuck is happening?β you ask with a confused look, turning back to Bill.Β
βI donβt know,β you see in his face heβs now as confused as you are.
Your confused look suddenly turned into a smile as realization comes to you,Β βI think they actually meant to set you up with me.β
βWhaaat?β he says, still showing his confused look. He looks back at his friends who are still doing a thumbs up at him then back at you again, letting it sink in. He then smiles at you.
You let out a small chuckle as you look him in the eyes and start swaying to the music again with him.
βNo protests on your end about what just happened?β he asks you. He never thought his friends would do this to him. Heβs been focused with catching up with work after the pandemic and has not really thought about jumping back to dating again. Not until this moment, and for him it actually seems perfect that it was you whom his friends chose to set him up with. He knew he liked you when you first met and worked together because you were easy to talk to. He finds you smart, pretty and funny and thinks that any guy would be lucky to be with you. He admits to himself that he was actually flirty with you back then; he just never thought this would actually ever happen.
βNo. What happened was weird, and Iβm not sure if itβs the booze which, for the record I only had two, but Iβm... totally digging this. How about you?β you answer with a smirk on your face. You felt confident for a while, but got nervous because what if he wasnβt interested in you and was just actually helping Pete like he thought he was?
βI actually thought it was ridiculous setting you up with Pete. I mean, heβs dated Kate Beckinsale so I think it makes sense that he would ever take an interest in you. But you know,β he gestures his hand back and forth to you and him,Β βI would say this makes so much more sense.β
You blush at his last comment.Β βWell then, Bill, if youβre not doing anything tomorrow, would you go out for coffee with me?β you realize the song switched to an upbeat one but both of you are still doing a slow dance.
βLet me check my skedj hmm...β he teases you, making a face as if heβs trying to remember something. You laugh at the wordΒ βskedjβ and at his weird but cute expression.Β βCoffee and dinner would do, Y/N.β he winks at you.Β βIβll get your number after we bust our moves to this awesome song.β
He lets go of you in your slow dance and went on busting his moves to the beat of the new song playing. You laugh together as you join him on dancing to the upbeat music.
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seeing the logo of bill hader's production company at the end of a barry episode is so funny like here's the sickest thing a human has ever made and now here's a drawing from my daughters
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